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He's really a 20 year old chocolate lab who spontaneously sprouted horns and grew to over 1,000lbs. We call him August!
u/Requiem_Adonis — 2 days ago


I inherited this about a decade ago and the research rabbit hole that I dove into took me on a crazy adventure.. that had me talking to a historian at the Vatican at one point to verify one of the creators, other, more notable accomplishments. Aand now I would very much like to share that adventure with you!!!
As far as I know this is the only one or the only one left and it does have a USA patent. For now those will be the only clues I will leave...
Good luck!
Sooo... the two youngest have adopted my Mustang as their spirit guide, and my Mustang is pretty much straight out of the animated movie Spirit!
Are.. are racing cows a thing..? Because I now have two of the fastest and longest winded calves I've ever seen in my 41 years!!