FRANK WTH?

might not be the best, but c'mon it works a little to well

yes I'm a weeb who knows we will never get Howa rifles in the states without a vtuber sacrifice.

I get it's a cool idea (I love band of brothers and we were soldiers as much as the next guy) but dear god but at best it shows how incompetent an officer is and at worst how little an author understands bayonet fighting.

We're proud to announce that a heavy weight charity bout will take place of Wednesday the 32nd of vbnfisdehvbfh, come see Responsible_Slip3491(THATS ME) fight u/Carlosspicywiener12 for 20 bucks and the right to wear sunglasses at night

Aidensman and Reality Warped will ref the fight.

what does this have to do with gate

(For those of you not smart enough to tell a joke from a mod crackdown this is a joke, also for those curious about FFfriday we still are in "debate")

edit: post inspired by thise meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/gate/s/iAmZWxzd0G

seriously, I was rewatching the anime a few days ago and realized I actually enjoyed and remembered I didn't just join the fandom for shits and giggles

Rory still sucks, sorry Aiden

Also due to their ship(s) reaching final round and winning, Frank and Charms are given the honorary title of Schizo writers

More news at nine

10 Year Later, I'm still petty about that

Just saying, JSDF was very secretive with the events of Italica...

and now, the jacket to the romance novel your girlfriend reads: Sergeant First Class Mari Kurokawa always had a thing for bad boys who towered over her.

Of course in Japan it never happened.

And whenever she was working with Marines they would always go off and look at Kuribayashi.

But that all changed when she first saw the enemy prince.

He was bad

Murder your dad type bad

Make your momma die inside type

and that's all she wanted

A jacked up, idiotic, murderous boyfriend.

edit: i expect to much from this sub

Hey y'all, its ya least faviorte mod Slip/OLIVE_tRees (I should rethink that shouldn't I) and I decided I should show off a project of mine which has been in the works for a few months now; Gate: And Justice For All

What is Gate: And Justice For All?

Gate: And Justice For All (GAJFA from here on out) is a rework of my wattpad fic Gate: Thus Nato Intervened a fic which was very similar to "A pile of Empty Brass", however instead of the NATO Forces deploying alongside the JSDF, the NATO Forces didn't deploy until AFTER the Hakone Hot spring incident

GAJFA is very similar in that ANZUS forces wouldn't deploy alongside the JSDF, instead the Japanese Diet and JSDF came to an agreement that ANZUS forces could deploy approximately 3 months (100 days) after the JSDF forces.

The exception?

The United States Coast Gaurds PSU-413 and the 6-man Marine Recon Team, oh and a SEABEE Detachment due to them being counted as "support troops"

What

Yeah GAJFA is a Military-Action fic, Not Military fiction or a war story, it is sent in an alternate timeline where a third part centrist-center left politician won the 2020 election due to gridlock

I don't want to read it-

Yeah thats fair

anyways here is the rough draft:

1/20/25

1400

Camp Fuji

The smell of nicotine and motor oil ran through the Humvees troop bed as 2nd Platoon, Dog Company, 1st Battalion, 4th Marine External Response Regiment sat smoking cigarettes and chewing gum as they waited for the go ahead to move into Ginza.

“For christs sake we have been sitting here for 2 hours waiting to make a fucking move!” Corporal Mateo Fitzgerald shouted out as he spit his gum out the back of the Humvee before turning his 6’4 blond frame to his squad leader, “When the hell will we get a move on Reaper.”

Dereck Lawson looked up from his kit, “If I knew I would’ve told you by now. Just… check your zero on your M203 you eyetie.”

Mateo scoffed and looked back down at his 20 year old rifle with its 40 old underbarrel. 

Outside of the camp, dozens if not hundreds of JGSDF trucks were driving right into Tokyo followed by hundreds of JASDF aircraft.

And yet an entire regiment of the world's finest fighting force were sitting with a thumb up there ass burning gas waiting for something. 

Typical, thought Lawson as he watched the JLTV behind them sit confidently in the sun, the regiment has spent its entire 2 years of life in Fuji and yet we sit while our JGSDF brothers go out to fight… what exactly?

2nd Lieutenant Peterson ran up to the Humvee, “2nd platoon, I just word from Major Richards-”

“We’re going into Ginza?” Mateo said taking the mag out of his M4 and then putting it back in like he had been doing the entire day.

“Negative,” Peterson said looking off towards the JSDF convoys, “State department and Kantei wants us to wait till it turns into a clean up.” 

The truck bed went dead silent for a long beat. Then, a weathered voice from the dark corner of the frame spoke up. Master Gunnery Sergeant J. Ward leaned forward, the shadows cutting across his lined face. "They didn't learn a damn thing from March 11th, did they?

The rest of the unit looked at him for a few seconds trying to remember what it was; very few people in the unit knew about the earthquake on March 11 2011, and even fewer knew about how hard the US fought to be part of the clean up.

Hold on Tokyo, Lawson thought as he took a cigarette from Peterson*, We’ll be there soon.*

1/20/25

2000

Camp Fuji

Despite 6 hours, 2nd platoon still sat in the parking lot looking all lean and mean only for the sun to come down. 

Lance Corporal Ethan Davis took a swig from his canteen and looked back to his phone showing the highlights of people in Ginza being viciously murdered by what looked like Roman legionnaires and skyrim characters, this isn’t good. He laughed for a second before feeling someone kick his shin.

“The shits fucked up, isn’t it?” Ethan looked up at Liam Roberts, “Tell you what, we stay here with a thumb up our ass while-”

The crack of Camp Fuji’s base wide PA system cut Liam off. 

“Marines,” Major Richards’s voice came through gravely and excited, “The green light by Kantei has given the go for coalition forces to join the cleanup of Ginza and its surrounding wards and districts.”

A mutter of excitement came through the motorpool.

“You will report to the embassy before being given an AO,” Richards said before finishing with, “4th External, you lead us all!”

A couple of marines chanted Oorah throughout the vehicle which made Liam brighten a bit, and helped put Ethan's brain to ease. 

The engine of the Humvee came to life and 1st Battalion was enroute to Akasaka. 

A beat went before anyone said anything. This wouldn’t be like the drills they ran in ‘24, no it would be a new age of warfare.

“So,” Mateo said, adjusting his plate carrier, “We going to fight or not Ethan?”

Ethan looked up in surprise, his phone had shown that things were cooling down in Ginza but what about looting?

“I don’t think so?” he said before putting his phone away, “The Romans have already gone back through the structure.”

Mateo nodded and slammed a grenade into the chamber of the 203. 

1/21/25

0100

Akasaka 

The Humvee rolled to a stop outside of the US Embassy, the smell of blood thick in the air as Dog Company fell out from their Humvees. On the ground around them were survivors from around Tokyo being processed by Embassy Security Marines.

Despite the chaos the Marines of the 4th Marine External Response Regiment heard the footsteps of Dog Company’s Captain. 

“Company, Ten-hut,” Captain Kemp Minzer shouted as he walked up to the 4 Humvees from Dog Company, “Alright boys I told your lieutenants this already but dear god here we go again, Dog has been given the job of foot patrolling the area from the US Embassy to the Russian Embassy… if you find any bodies call it in and then begin recovery, best of luck Marines, fall out.”

The unit chanted “Aye Sir” and went to work breaking off into their own units, but before Dereck could vault over the side of the truck bed, Lieutenant Peterson stepped into his path, blocking his exit. “Second Platoon, funnel out and meet up at the end of the block. Except for Recon. Recon squad, stay in the vehicle.”

Marines funneled out of the truck till it was just Dereck’s recon squad left in the truck. 

“Sir?” Dereck said, taking his helmet off, “what’s the matter.”

Peterson nodded, “Sergeant the JSDF is in over their heads and they aren’t having anyone make their way to the hospital just a block from this embassy to help out, I know it isn’t my god but I am scared for those people and they are overwhelmed, get your squad to the Toranomon hospital and start doing perimeter security.”

Dereck’s brow furrowed. “Sir, with all due respect, our orders are to maintain the embassy line—”

“I know what the goddamn orders are, Sergeant!” Peterson interrupted, his voice dropping into a fierce, desperate whisper. “But the Japanese military has fewer people in this entire ward than we do right now. It’s insane, I know, but you and I both know there are people bleeding out on these sidewalks right now. Every casualty our company finds is going to get channeled straight to that emergency room. Just help me out here, Lawson. Get your ass down there.”

Dereck let out a long, heavy sigh, looking back at the waiting faces of Mateo, Liam, Ethan, Sophia, and Charlotte. Without another word, he slapped his helmet back onto his head, locked the chinstrap, and clicked his rifle’s weaponlight into the dark street ahead.

“Recon… on me.”

1/21/25

0110

Minato 

Rain fell on the recon squad as they made their way towards the Toranomon Hospital, above them towered the Tokyo skyline and its eerie silhouettes. Entire place was empty, lights off, like someone had caused a blackoff and then put everyone to sleep.

Mateo swore he heard something in an alley to his left and stopped; he raised his M4 and pointed it down the thin alley expecting to see someone-no something- to shoot at. He kept his rifle pointed down the alley as he scanned the ground, but to his surprise he saw a trail of blood on the ground, thick and leading up to a dumpster. 

“Reaper,” Mateo said, easing his finger off the trigger, “I got blood leading to the dumpster over there.”

Dereck stopped and looked back to where Mateo was, “how fresh?”

“It looks new to me.” 

“Alright then, College, Mexico, cover us.” Dereck said before lowering his rifle, “Roberts and Italy go check the dumpster, I’ll call it in.”

Mateo nodded and walked over to the dumpster which he realized was open, behind him he could hear Liam still complaining about being the only person in the unit without a nickname.

The Italian American snickered and aimed his rifle into the dumpster, the smell of the garbage and the look of the boy in the dumpster nearly made him vomit. 

“Don’t worry, we’ll help you.” Mateo said, offering a smile before turning to the unit. “You motherfuckers going to come here or what?”

Reaper and Liam sighed before making their way to the dumpster. Mateo jumped into the dumpster and motioned for Liam to jump in.

“You gotta be kidding me,” Liam said stepping into the dumpster.

“Shove it,” Mateo said as he picked up one side of the boy.

Liam nodded and picked him up, “Reaper, grab him.”

Dereck nodded and grabbed the boy as the Marines picked him up and out of the dumpster before throwing the young teen over the side of the dumpster into the hands of Dereck.

1/21/25

0130

Minato

JGSDF Officer Yoji Itami watched as 6 Americans barged into the lobby of the Toranomon Hospital. The tallest one carried a teen boy in a fireman's carry. 

“He needs help, he’s hit bad!” the tall Marine shouted as he ran towards a nurse who didn’t understand him.

Itami sighed and picked up his radio for a moment before catching the eye of a man he thought he would never see again. 

“Coporal Lawson!?” Itami shouted, picking up his Type 89 before walking up to the Marines.

The Marine sighed and started to speak in fluent Japanese, "Lieutenant, it’s Sergeant now, shit’s really kicked up.” 

Itami laughed, “Thank god we finally have support, my team is stretched thin across this entire building trying to help people and do security, but… why are you here?” 

Dereck smiled and said in English while helping put the teen on a blood soaked gurney, “Wait this isn’t along the way to the Russian embassy?”

“Our butterbar told us to make our way up here because the Self Defense Force was spread to thin,” Mateo said before adding, “And Reaper, you mind telling me who this BBQ chef is?”

“Shut it Mateo,” Dereck said before looking back up at Itami with a look.

The lieutenant laughed and looked around the hospital, “Truth is, I was going to the winter Doujinshi convention.”

“Mateo, this is 2nd Lieutenant Yoji Itami, JGSDF Rangers; I worked with him a few years ago when I was deployed with 2nd Recon Battalion. Itami, this is Corporal Mateo Fitzgerald, our squad's grenadier and star athlete.” 

The men paused for a second, Itami looked past Dereck to see 2 marines posted up at the doorway, their guns facing towards the street whilst another two were offering first aid to people waiting around in the hospital for people to help them.

“Thank you,” Itami said slinging his rifle, “these people… they’re vicious and they don’t seem to have any reason, we’re lucky we made them bleed so much-”

Before Itami could finish his sentence, 3 humvees pulled up outside and started offloading injured people onto stretchers and gurneys.

“Lieutenant,” Dereck responded, watching as people started running into the hospital, “it going to be a long night.”

yes I know its the M1014, I'M TIRED

Hey Y'all, its your favorite unhinged writer turned moderator (well probably second favorite). Us boys up in the mod room have been cooking up a new way for you to spread your fics

Fanfic Friday ^(note the trademark didn't pass)

What is Fanfic Friday?

Fanfic Friday (from here on out, just Fanfic Friday) Will be a day where you can post chapters from your fics, memes about them, memes for other fics, etc without it hurting your Self Promotion

Why Fanfic Friday?

Well two reasons, 1 is a lot of the stuff tagged "Fanfic" has been seen as "Unrelated to Gate" (IE people posting fics which are Gate inspired), 2 is we want people to have day where they can post their fics and not feel like it has to be on par with (enter author here)

Thank Y'all for reading

I was listening to the song because Miami Vice and then thought of The Quiet Generation