u/Rising_Starz1

$100 for every 7 year old FAKE kid you can beat in a fight.
(Fake/simulated kids so this post doesn’t get taken down)

Conditions:

1. The arena will be a kids playground

2. Weapons are allowed for both you and the kids but weapons are limited to anything you would realistically find in a playground (no guns)

3. You must first say the number of kids you think you could beat, that many would suddenly spawn around you and instantly start attacking you

4. The game is over once you beat the kids or they can put you on at least one knee

5. You are not allowed any external help

Are you taking it and how many kids do you realistically think you beat

The red button:

You instantly get $200,000 USD deposited into your bank account tax free, no questions asked

The blue button:

You gain all of superman’s powers and none of his weaknesses, however you only get them 25 years after you pressed that button and assuming you’re still alive at that point.

You will live your life as normal and if you are still alive after 25 years, boom instant superman.

All of these punishments only last 1 year

You are given the opportunity to win $100 million USD for completely free but you must pick one of these 3 punishments.

The money will be instantly deposited into your accounts once you complete the challenge

Punishment 1:

Twice a month every month for 1 years, you must remove all the chewed up gum from underneath all the school desks from a random school using only your teeth.

How old each piece of used gum is varies randomly, it could be an old, hard and crumbly piece or a fresh wet piece.

You will NOT be magically healed after each time and any illness’ contracted must be treated yourself.

You can choose when to do them but you must do it at least twice a month

Punishment 2:

Every time you start a conversation with anyone, the first thing you must say is “Don’t worry I’m not a creep, I’m one of the good ones”. Whilst giving a creepy smile.

You cannot give any context or explain at all and you must continue with your day to day life.

Punishment 3:

Each time you leave the house, there’s a 20% chance an angry, Prime Jon Jones appears in front of you. You must fight him for 5 minutes.

Once the 5 minutes are up he disappears and all your physical injuries disappear.

However the pain from your injuries will remain. For example, if he breaks your arm, it will feel like he broke it but it’s actually perfectly fine.

The pain will last for half the time it takes for your injury to heal naturally.

The pain will not be enough to send you to the hospital or make you miss work but it’ll hurt enough that regular painkillers won’t be enough

Are you taking the deal and if so which punishment are you taking.

You are offered $10 million USD tax free but you have to survive 3hrs with one of these animals:

1. A lion
2. A grizzly bear
3. A chimp
4. A honey badger

It is a relatively large enclosure measuring about 1000m² (0.25 acres or about 2 basketball courts) in size.

The animal you pick will be hungry as they haven’t been fed in days.

The animal will not be unusually aggressive or anything but they will know you are there and are a potential threat/food source.

If you are attacked, you are allowed to defend yourself but are not allowed to kill or significantly harm the animal.

If you do, the animals injuries will be healed while yours will not. It will not however remember the attack and go back to doing whatever prior to the attack.

You are allowed to pack whatever you want to help deter the animal or make it ignore you.

Any and all items must fit into a single regular sized backpack.

Once the time is complete, the money will be instantly transferred to your bank account and your injuries will be healed.

Are you taking the offer, what animal are you picking, what are you packing and what’s your method to beat this challenge?

A man has broken into your house and has you at gunpoint. However he’s not a regular robber.

He gives you the option to pick one of two options for him to steal

Option 1: He takes all your windows and doors. He will only take your doors and windows, including your car doors and windows. He will leave anything else attached to them (He won’t take the door frame or window frames).

Option 2: He takes every left piece of clothing you own. All your left shoes, your left gloves, he will also rip the left sleeve off all your shirts, jackets, suits, sweaters etc. He will also take the left trouser sleeve off all your trousers, shorts, jeans, work pants etc.

If you try to call the police, they will come but LONG after he’s escaped with all your items and they will not find him

You must pick one option or else he shoots you and steals all your stuff and you die

Your plane crashed, everyone died apart from you, your best friend and a random stranger. Nothing survived from the crash, no food, no beacon etc. you must survive as long as possible for a rescue team to find you.

You and your best friend have already made a basic shelter and have a clean enough water source but there’s a problem with food supply.

So far you have been here 2 weeks with no sign of rescue. You have already eaten most the coconuts on the island, you are allergic to shellfish and can only catch fish one fish a week to share between you three.

You know it isn’t sustainable and you are slowly running out of food options

The stranger contributes nothing to the group, can’t hunt, can’t make shelter, eats majority of the food you have, doesn’t get the jokes you make and is genuinely a rude person.

Be honest, how many more days could you go before you genuinely consider eating him and would you actually?

Your doctor tells you that theres a 20% chance you could be related to your partner but they need to take a DNA test to confirm.

Before anyone asks, It’s a weird one I know but I saw a TikTok similar to this and wanted to hear your thoughts

You and your partner have been together for 20 years, you have bought a house together, went on trips together and have been romantically involved.

If you are related, your partner will immediately end things and everything you have will be split equally

If you are related, the relation could be a distant cousin or as close as a 1st cousin (no siblings) it is completely random.

Do you still take the DNA test and break up with ur partner of 20 years or not take it and stay oblivious

You and your partner are both adopted in this scenario, so no “how did our families not know”

Option 1: You have decided to betray the biggest cartel in Mexico by snitching to the police about a massive drug shipment coming in, resulting in the arrest of several top commanders and confiscation of all the drugs.

The cartel knows you were behind this and are now after you. They do not know your exact current whereabouts but they are calling in every piece of backup available. There is now a price of 1 million US dollars on your head.

You have lived in Mexico all your life and you have no family apart from your elderly mother that the cartel do not know yet exists.

Option 2: You are a CIA top operative of 25 years next in line to become director, however tired and conflicted about the CIA’s operations you decide to become a whistleblower.

You appear on radio shows, podcasts, TV shows under a fake name and your face hidden/blacked out, you spill all the secrets about the CIA and all the things you did.

The CIA do not know who it is but they are building a case quickly. It will take them 3 days to find out you’re the whistleblower and when they do you will become a number 1 priority to find and eliminate.

You have a wife and 2 kids.

Which option are you picking, how long do you think you’ll last and what’s your next plan?

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If you pick option 1:
You are not allowed to shower or have a bath again.

If you do water sports or try to loop around it by going swimming, as soon as you finish your body will be magically become dry and all the dirt you accumulated will magically reappear on your now dry skin. You are allowed to mask any smells with lotions perfumes or deodorants but honestly that’ll make it worse

If you pick option 2:

You are never allowed to brush, floss, use mouthwash again. Essentially you cannot clean your teeth

However you are allowed one treat, every 2 weeks you are magically given a mint flavoured vape to help mask any potential smells

In both scenarios, you suffer no health issues (no mouth diseases and no skin infections etc). You must also continue your everyday activities (Work, Kids, etc.)

Which one are you doing?

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Option 1: You instantly lose your brain’s ability to estimate:
How much time has passed (“That felt like 10 minutes.”)
How long something will take
The order in which events occurred
Your internal sense of rhythm and duration

Basically you can no longer naturally sense the passage of time, you have no internal clock, making it impossible to accurately judge how long you’ve been doing something or how much time has passed without checking an external device.

Option 2: You lose the brain’s process of detecting possible danger and instinctive awareness that something might wrong.

you’d no longer experience that instinctive gut feeling that warns you when something seems unsafe or when a situation could become dangerous, leaving you to rely solely on obvious evidence and logical reasoning. Which would you choose to lose, and why?

When I say left shoes and left sleeves, someone robbed your home and took a the left shoe of all the shoes you own and ripped off the left sleeves of all the shirts you own.

That includes, T shirts, Sweaters, Jackets and Suits

If you pick option 1.

You must try to beat someone who cannot understand hypotheticals in a debate.

If you say “imagine you did this..” their response will ALWAYS be “I didn’t do that” or something along the lines, they CANNOT understand a hypothetical.

If you pick option 2.

You must try to beat someone in a debate who think they’re always right.

They will refuse any sort of evidence as fake news or AI and will get angry if you try to argue with them too hard.

In both scenarios you must try to beat them in an hour

If you pick option 1, Once a week, a pint glass of the dirtiest, foulest bin juice will appear next to your bed. You are forced to drink the entire glass within 24 hours, you can space it out or drink all at once your choice. There’s also a 50/50 chance that there may be lumps of unknown solids in the drink. If there is you must ingest it too.

If you pick option 2, Once a week you are forced to remove chewed, used, dirty old gum from underneath all the desks of a school classroom with only your teeth. No other tools are provided are provided apart from a bucket which you will use to place the gum in. Each piece of gum you remove must be chewed for 5 seconds by you and then spat out into the bucket. How old each piece of gum is varies randomly, you could bite into a fresh piece or one from 5 years ago.

Edit: I forgot to mention that you suffer no long term medical problems from these options. Any diseases or illnesses you may catch are instantly cured and your mental health remains intact

If you pick option 1, Down syndrome is now contagious, however it is only spreadable through liquids such as spit, blood, sharing bottles, vomit etc. Basically any way you can exchange fluids. It is highly effective and if a single drop of infected fluid hits your body you instantly obtain it for the rest of your natural life.

If you pick option 2, whenever the song “Single Ladies” by Beyoncé is played by anyone, the World’s average IQ drops by 1 point, this effect is not permanent and IQ level returns every 14 days but the song is still pretty popular so it might be a slow year.

Only you are aware of these options, no one will believe you if you tell them and so you can’t get the world to collectively stop playing the song and no doctor or scientist will find any evidence suggesting Down syndrome is now contagious

If you choose the first option, you are not allowed to even add salt to any dish you make and are not allowed to eat any foods that may have a speck of seasonings or spices for the rest of your life. You must eat 3 meals a day every day and if you refuse to eat, a wizard will appear out of thin air and force you to eat using magic

If you pick option 2, every liquid you attempt to drink will instantly turn into the crispiest and coldest sparkling water including your own salvia. The water will also never go flat so you don’t have to worry about that. The state of the liquid is irrelevant and will always be sparkling water meaning that if you attempt to just suck on ice cubes or inhale vapour they will both still be sparkling water. You must drink at least 3 Litres a day

Which option would you pick?