
BE CAREFUL WHEN BUYING TOYS
Who the hell puts a 0.8" gem base on a butt plug??? Are you TRYING to get sued?

Who the hell puts a 0.8" gem base on a butt plug??? Are you TRYING to get sued?
To be clear, I've had sex before coming out, but not after. That's wild
Oh gosh, they look like they're the opposite of breathable. Maybe you should let me take them off for y- what? Of course I can be trusted with your smelly and sweaty expensive and high quality boots!
Now if only some handsome rich butch gal would fund my surgery, help me dilate, and wear my as her favorite glove 😍
Twitter/JpFlasso/status/2085277643419828527
I miss xcancel
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123414180
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-
is dragged away screaming to be loved by a large lady
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90041462
2nd attempt because I'm a moron
Edit: I'll just go to hell, i guess