TheTimeIMetBones
yeah so i was waiting in the iron gains gym parking lot waiting to buy some real tree camo truck nuts from this guy, robert, when suddenly out the corner of my eyes i see this tall, long haired, white dude stealing change out of peoples cars. i shouted to him “stop right there criminal scum!” he turned to me and replied “huh? what?” and fucking turned into smoke and floated towards me. i obviously shit my pants because wtf is that when suddenly he re-materialized into the bone man. “holy shit! it’s the skinny white pimp! i’m sorry, sir, i didn’t-“ SLAP** **he fucking bitch slaps me and says “it’s the lord of the dead it’s the prince of the tomb” and proceeds to pack my shit. dude, after he folded me he grabs my girl and calls her mid and fucking rolled her into a big ass blunt and smoked her in one puff. after that, he grabs me by my neck and lifts me up into the air with one hand around my neck and says “if you ever even look in my general direction again i will fucking obliterate your peenar!” “wtf is a peenar?” i thought to myself before i blacked out. when i woke up, i had some nice new truck nuts on my 1991 chevy so overall it was a really cool experience. dude’s genuinely a wholesome guy