You know you’re a librarian if…
You're an expert on how to print from a phone.
You know when there's a new pair of Mormon elders in town.
You get a promotional item of clothing every summer that you MUST WEAR.
Your supervisor has forced you to dress up as a children's book character.
You're on a first name basis with the guy on the bus who's always screaming at thin air.
You've horded toilet paper rolls and tissue boxes for an upcoming craft program, looking to the rest of the world like someone with a serious case of OCD.
You know which free email services don't require a phone #.
Your collection of free tote bags keeps growing.
Friends keep telling you to get a job at a bookstore.
You know who Ryan Dowd is.