u/Sangha1990

I grew up in this town (now a City). I left here when I was about to go to High School. I came back 2022 to start a small endeavor and man oh man. Here is how I describe the people here:

1. Syadong Entitled and mayabang. Gusto laging on top. No wonder maraming Jolibee dito bigla kasi ang dami ng bibida bida ang saya. LOL (Scientific Name: HomoLagawisnaTagaTuguegaraowensis)
2. Sorry to say, I may have acted dumb when I was a kid but not dumb like these kids now a days sa Tugue. Obob at walang disipilina sa pagmomotor. Pag bumangga nganga. They make too much noise (signifying a substantial lack of substance). Barurot na nga ng motor sabay sigaw pa ng back ride. Halatang mga bata kasi boses supot pa yung iba. Yung boses sumbong sa magulang pag nadisgrasya. (Scientific Name: MgaAbbingusnaugaling Akkiragus Kulangkulangensis Tuguegarawensis)
3. Your life is the business of others. Kelangan may opinion sa lahat at keeps on digging on other people’s dirt just to cover their own. I live in a simple mantra rin lang. Other people’s lives are none of your business. I just learned how to shrug them all and prefer nasa bahay lang kasi apparently artista ako dito. Artists lahat dito. (Scientific Name: HomoTuguegaraowensis Insecuris)
4. Fake rich people. All flashy pero at the end of the day it’s all a show and go back to their shit holes still broke and still hiding sa mga inutangan. (HomoTuguegarawensis Feelingensis Elitistus) another subgroup of these people are called HomoTuguegarawensis Feelingensis Elitistus Pero Baunis sa Utangsis) LOL
5. Judgy much. Yah I don’t dress well and keep things simple. Pero pansin ko from dating to ordinary transaction treatment, huhusagahan ka eh. If you don’t look nice parang ilang yung kasama mo or if you don’t dress well (in my case, pants/shorts and tshirt) in some private or government offices parang naka invisibility cloak ka ni Harry Potter. LOL (Scientitic Name: HomoTuguegaraowensis Karamihansis MakaMailasis) 😂
6. Too much emphasis on how other’s live rather than their own lives. I pity these kinds of people the most dito kasi they even they really strive to be the best, they will never be kasi masyado silang nanggagaya ng buhay ng iba. Social Media is so integral here. Mental health people. Strive to be good on your own way sana. Ayaw ko na sila bigyan ng scientific name, they need help not ridicule.

Ewan ko ba. Masyado ng lifestyle ekekek mga tao dito. Okay lang naman siguro kaso karamihan is too good to be true narin. Either the old days are the same and I was just to busy for me to observe all of these traits or talagang anlala nalang talaga ngayon. Hahaha. Dagdagan niyo nalang if may mga namiss pakong subspecies ng HomoTugegaraoensis aside from those described above. 😂