u/Scumbraltor

I'll be sure to kill 7 billion people, while wearing you like a suit! HEHEHEHE!

All of us are already dead, so at least you can grant us this one wish?

I wish that everyone can see my cuteness and feel my love, for them and a higher power!~

GEHAHAHAH! MER FURGHE WUR BUNGA! FORF FOOPY HAERS MUR FURKIN TERF GERNUN ROOBAGA, HERPDE JENHORGUFLU RAH BUNGA RUH DESH. HURFUR, EE POOPORSE MUR DURNTUL HURGIN BUH FERX, SURDURR BUNGA VERBER URBURSSE MUR PERPER. WURDE DOO?!

I don't care if you don't agree, I'll step on you!

I wish... For, hockey...don't hurt m-me, please... B-bro c-c-caught, me l-lacking...

*YOURE'R A [BIG CLOCK]! I HAVE A MASSIVE [DEAL] FOR [Lonely Hearts] LIKE YOU!

* MY [Jenny says wha??] IS LACKING A CERTAIN [Expert on the scene], I NEED TO BE [BIG] AND [SHOT]! SOMETHING [HeartShapedObj] .

* WHAT'S THIS?! [1000th CUSTOMER!!]? [7 billion people]? [What a Joyous occasion!] YOU [my friend, have stumbled upon a world of wonders]! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SHOW ME

* YOUR

* [HeartShapedObj]

* AND I'LL GIVE YOU [Hyperlink Blocked]