u/Sea-Musician-774 — reddlx

Breaking into the Empire State Building seems easier than getting a recruiter to reply these days. 😭

Me: 🤩
Finally gets an email from a recruiter.

Also me: 🤔
"Wait... which application is this?"

Opens spreadsheet, LinkedIn, Indeed, and my memory at the same time. 😂

Job searching is weird. 😭

One company ghosts you. 👻

Another rejects you in 3 minutes. ⚡

A third emails you 8 months later like nothing ever happened. 🤡

Who asked you to make such a difficult decision? 😭🤡

Just hire me and save yourself the stress.

Bro, you're not the one refreshing LinkedIn, Naukri, Indeed, and Gmail every 10 minutes just to open another "Unfortunately..." 😭🤡

Wake up.

Apply for jobs.

Get rejected.

Apply for more jobs.

Get rejected faster.

At this point some companies reject me so quickly I'm starting to think they trained an AI model specifically on my resume.

Input: resume.pdf

Output: "Unfortunately..." 😭