u/Separate_Question376

Hate to do this, but I'm desperate for two tickets to one of Mullen's shows in DC this weekend. A buddy is coming into town primarily to see the show with me, and I somehow neglected to buy tickets before every show sold out.

So, on the off chance anyone has a ticket or two to spare, I will pay top dollar.

I know this has to be against some rules, but I'm more concerned with not further cementing my status as a dickhead with a life-long friend. Apologies!

I’m visiting Palermo Hollywood for the next 11 days and would love to get a match in.

If you happen to live in Buenos Aires and would like to arrange a match — or know of any opportunities for me to drop in and play — please reach out! Seems like there are a good number of courts in the area.

I’m a 4.0 on the US squash rating system.