u/SheuiPauChe

An important series of questions (ANSWER NOW!!!)

Would you guys rather eat a remling, or snack on the century-old gunk under Drifter's nails?

Also do you think he wipes or just lets the dookie crust up because he has claws?

While we're at it, Vindicta feet worship, or enjoying the nectar that is Silver's musky armpit sweat?

These questions are really really important, and I feel like Deadlock player ranks should be determined based on their opinions regarding these truths of life.

I'm gonna Lash myself out of a window now.

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u/SheuiPauChe — 2 days ago

A thought about the hideout training dummies

There are 38 heroes in Deadlock, with only 3 of them being from Ixia or at least Ixian by ethnicity.

The hideout has 2 traininy dummies, and their purpose of existence is to be tortured and killed ad infinitum at the whim of us GAMERS.

They are both IXIAN.

Yoshi could've chosen ANY of the 35 remaining heroes to be the dummies, but he CHOSE to submit 2/3 of the Ixian heroes to this fate.

What does he mean by this?

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u/SheuiPauChe — 7 days ago

Inaccurate Silver voiceline shows how little the dev team cares about realism.

Silver's gun is a lever-action shotgun.

When you use her 1 (Slamfire), one possible voiceline that plays is "Rifle's up!"

As we all know, shotgun barrels are NOT rifled and are in fact smooth bore.

Is she stupid?

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u/SheuiPauChe — 25 days ago

Venator's tree trunk arms

His right gun looks a lot like a heavily modified MP5 with an underslung grenade launcher.

His left gun is a sawed off double barrel shotgun.

How the fuck does he control the recoil of each weapon with one fucking arm. Did the lord above bless his beautiful biceps with holy superhuman strength? Did the Vatican develop a modern SMG in this universe?

I have so many questions but at the same time his character design is so good...

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u/SheuiPauChe — 1 month ago