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Siris is at the front yard looking for a place to p!ss

Emiko: Siris, Siris

Siris looks at the Emiko's planted flowers

Emiko: Si-Siris, NO! Do not do your business over the petunias!

Siris lifts up his leg next to Emiko's flowers. Emiko picks Siris up and places him next to her neighbor's bush

Emiko: There you go, go to Fred's, go crazy

Siris straights up does on the neighbor's bush as it immediately withers and dies

Emiko (chuckles): Good Boy

Inspired by Despicable Me 2

to everyone, if the minions (from Despicable Me/Minions) were to ever meet Erma and possibly declare her a "big boss", how would it go? or would they just befriend Erma and screw around all over town?

Big Boss? or Friend?

tell me your thoughts everyone

Erma and Connor have a "little" argument after a certain incident

Connor: I say "don't use your powers" you say grrr, I say "can we talk about this" you say grrr, I don't call that communication

Erma: GRRRRRR

Connor: See??? that's your answer to everything!

But they ended up making up for it

(Inspired by Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

Context: Miko and Sylvia accidentally hit Connor in the head with a baseball and try to hide him, especially from Erma or she'll get mad.

Sylvia: Alright muffin let's get rid of this body.

Miko: Muffin?

Sylvia: oh yeah, you know I love that bow on your head girl.

The two lean in for a kiss until Sylvia backs away

Sylvia: No, no, no, I gotta fight these urges!

(Inspired by SML Movie: Jeffy Almost Drowns)

Continuation of What if...Connor is a musical person : r/Erma

I feel like it would be nice for Connor to be a kid with talents but is too shy to show them off, giving him more depth and personality while staying true to his character. I could imagine him having such a great singing voice, just singing in a private space so softly or even playing his guitar in his room. Then he shows his voice (and/or guitar) to Erma and their friends and feels a little more confident. To me, music builds depth for character, and I think music fits with Connor so he can tell his feelings, emotions and insecurities though singing and guitar to be more expressive and feel-good while still having some anxiety and shyness.

What your thoughts on this, should Connor be a "secret singer?"

Erma, Amy, Miko and Sylvia get ready for Connor's big birthday party and Erma has a gift for him.

Amy: Erma, do you have feelings for Connor?

Erma is shocked while blushing

Miko: (kissing sounds)

Erma shakes her head and tries to deny it

Amy (singing): When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's.."

Miko and Sylvia (carrying Amy while finishing the last part): A 'more

Erma begins to blush more and mad

Miko makes more kissing sounds, and she and Sylvis put Amy down, Erma rolls her eyes and leaves for the party

Amy, Miko and Sylvia high five each other

(Inspired by The Super Mario Galaxy Movie)

Head canons of what type of music or artists Erma and her friends listen to, in my opinion.

Erma: Billie Ellish, The Weeknd, Olivia Rodrigo, Alternative Pop, R&B

Amy: Gorillaz, Olivia Rodrigo, Soft Rock, Alternative Rock

Terry: Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, Tyler the Creator, Hip-Hop, Rap

Connor: The Beatles, U2, Elvis Presley, 60s-90s, Pop Rock

Miko: BLACKPINK, BTS, Xdinary Heroes, Korean, Japanese, Video Game

Sylvia: Rihanna, Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, Synth-Pop, Pop, Dance

Sidney: Jelly Roll, Post Malone, Luke Combs, Country

Thoughts and Suggestions?

(Connor's is loosely inspired by Star-Lord's taste in classic/"good ol days" music in the 1900s century)

(warning: some may be random and if they're out of character, sorry and let me know)

Connor: oh, that's so hard to decide.

Connor: well. she has great taste in music; we would listen to music with our earphones and sing along to our favorite songs.

Connor (blushing): She's an amazing artist; I would look at her art for minutes looking at how colorful and unique it is to look at, what a big imagination she has.

Connor (lightly swoony): Ahh, she has a voice of an angel. Her singing makes me melt and fills my soul with so much joy and inner peace.

Connor (very very swoony): She's so nice and sweet. I know that she's a ghost with supernatural abilities but she's always there to cheer me up when I'm feeling down, her simple presence makes my heart skip a beat. I love my dear innocent and wonderful dream girl. I could do anything just to make her laugh.

Erma (touched): Awwww

Connor: Hm?

Erma (blushing thoughts): Connor that's so sweet

Connor (panicking thoughts): OH MY GOD!!!!

Aftermath #1:

Terry: So you just ran away?

Connor (embarrassed): I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS LISTENING TO EVERYTHING!!

Terry: Connor

Aftermath #2:

Amy: Uh Erma, is there something on your mind?

Erma (thinks about Connor in a smitten way, thinking about his sweet words.) (thoughts): He's so adorable.

(Inspired by Mario x Peach comic dubs)

Amy gives Erma a gift, the latter pulls out what inside and finds a snood and looks at it

Amy: Well, do you like it?

Erma (looks at Amy in confusion): What is it exactly

Amy: It's a snood, silly, I made it in your signature colors, and do you want to know the best part is?

Shows her pink snood

Amy: I have one too.

Erma looks at Amy in horror

Amy (puts her snood on her neck): We can wear them together to class

Erma: Oh Amy, this is far too unique to wear to class, I suggest we wait for a more special occasion.

Amy nods

Erma: Like a funeral

Amy (quietly): Oh

Inspired by Wednesday

I find their dynamic a bit similar to Wednesday and Enid and I could imagine Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers voicing them (Ortega voicing Erma and Myers voicing Amy, like I shared in my last post)

But these are my thoughts tell me yours.

(edit: I misheard I thought it was snooz not snood, my mistake lol)

Here's an alternative cast if older actors were to voice Erma and her friends

• Jenna Ortega as Erma (mostly silent with screams and shouts)
• Emma Myers as Amy
• Karen Fukuhara as Emiko
• John Krasinski as Sam
• Danielle Brooks as Felicia
• Benny Safdie as Terry
• Ben Schwartz as Connor
• Jeff Bridges as Agent Night
• Ayo Edebiri as Sylvia
• Kimiko Glenn as Miko
• Caleb McLaughlin as Jordan
• Jessica Alba as Ms. Tracy Swan
• Grey DeLisle as Ms. Joyce Bierly
• Luis Guzmán as The Invisible Man
• Morgan Freeman as Principal Phibes

Do you guys prefer adult actors or child actors? Lemme know what you think.

Original post: my Erma fancast and fanplot idea (just for fun) : r/Erma