Describe a famous song as badly as possible. Let the comments guess what it is.
Let's test our musical knowledge with some terrible descriptions.
The game is simple: describe a very famous, well-known song as badly, literally, or confusingly as possible. Then, let the rest of the community try to guess what song you're talking about.
For example:
* "A guy is really upset that someone else is using his phone." (Answer: Hotline Bling by Drake)
* "A woman demands respect and spells it out just to be clear." (Answer: Respect by Aretha Franklin)
* "A group of guys are very enthusiastic about a specific type of lodging in California." (Answer: Hotel California by The Eagles)
Drop your worst description below and let the guessing begin!