I will literally pay someone half my pay to get me hired at a work from home job.
I've been looking for years for that unicorn and I can't find it. I need a 6 figure WFH job in Data analytics or project management or even proofreading, anything or nothing. I will literally give half of my pay for 6 months if you can get me hired and on payroll. I need to have working history. If it's a fake job where I'm paid to do nothing, that's even better... I will give you 75% of my pay for 6 months for it just to be on payroll.
EDIT: I am fluent in three languages (English, French, Farsi), I have experience in hotel environments, private banking, Management. I was diagnosed with agoraphobia and all sorts of other mental health issues that stop me from going outside to work. But I can work all day at my computer. I have studies Data science and project management too. All the works I listed, I am good at. I'm in Switzerland right now but I am dying to go back to Los Angeles, my hometown. I miss my country.