u/Soggy-Inside5973

I was at the gas station, flling up the tank, when a trending local post caught my eye: ""ve got a side piece I want to bring home, but my wife's work schedule is unpredictable. How do I keep her from finding out?" One reply stood out: "I've got this down to a. science. We have two parking spots. Whenever I bring someone home,l park my car sideways across both spaces. That way, when my wife gets back and can't park, she has to call me. While I go down to move the car, my little friend slips out. Been doing this for six months. Haven't been caught once.'" The comments were fullof people praising the guy's brilliance, and the original poster had even liked the reply. I was usually the type to scroll past drama without a word, but this time couldnt help myself. I typed . back: "You're all scum!"