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While walking past the courtyard, you notice a HUGE MachanDoll, and in front of it, are a small group of 3 Umas, handing out flyers and speaking into a megaphone

MCSA Member 1: "Greetings Tracen! It is I! The president of the MassiveChan Spotting Association(club)! AKA the MCSA!"

"We are here to provide accurate and up to date information regarding this Doll, and so we humbly request you all to support our cause and help us continue our work!"

"From evidence gathered this morning, this MassiveChan arrived early in the morning, around 04:00, and has stayed here since. We quickly took note of this Anomaly, and decided to form this club to help spread awareness and let others know about what it does."

"We need your support so we can apply to become an official club under the student council, we have an information meeting later today, please drop by!"

With the population of Machandolls growing as I get more comfortable and start branching out, I'm gonna start a miniseries that showcases and explains each Machandoll, their owner, and what they do (or at least I'll try to 🥺)

From Left to Right:

1. Machanling (Aka MachanDoll) | The OG, Closest with Aston Machan herself, and owned by Muneshi Kyuuko from Niigata. Formerly a lost Plush, Machan, and many others helped bring it back to its rightful owner.

2. MiniMachan (Aka. LuMachan) | Lucian's Machan Companion, it shares a nearly identical personality with Machanling, however it is much smaller at a height of around 35 centimeters. It was collected by Lucian during the Machan Dupe Crisis, and has permanently remained a friend of Lucian.

3. Mactchan (Aka. TabMachan) | A wildly different Machan compared to its counterparts, this Machan owned by Meisho Tabaru contains an alarmingly possessive personality. Mactchan is able to manipulate on a subconscious level, which may be the reason why Tabaru does things unlike herself when around Mactchan. Is this doll cursed by a demonic Machan? Who knows? Only it does.

4. MassiveChan (Aka. AkeboMachan) | Despite its nickname, the only thing relating to Hishi Akebono is this doll's shear size. Measuring 3 meters tall, and 300 kg, it usually can be found in the school, randomizing it's location throughout the week. Not much is known other than that it appears to be extremely friendly, and has been noted to protect Uma's from attacks, both physical and emotional. All information provided courtesy by MassiveChan Spotting Club.

Posted: 01:54 AM EST, 21/05/2026

Updates to content will be in the comments

Feel free to ask questions about these four (OOC of course, your characters must learn about them IC)

I WANT A REMATCH CYGAMES!!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!

I had the silliest idea at 11:02 PM EST, and so I found the vs template on r/MemeTemplatesOfficial and downloaded the NPCs.

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I searched this problem up and it's been happening to other songs as well, like nulut's lower one's eyes

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Jatkosota best school 🇫🇮🇫🇮✊✊

I didn't draw this, someone sent this in a discord server I'm in, and I just added the text. I'm probably gonna reverse image search it to find the artist