u/SplitSplices

EVERYONE IS GETTING SLABBED JAN 3RD 2027. PREPARE, FOR IT IS INEVITABLE. (DATE CHANGED TO THE BIRTHDAY OF u/South_Client5078)

TORNADO OUTBREAK WILL START WITH 382 EF-3 AND ABOVE IN IOWA (FUCK IOWA), THEN WILL GO ON TO RAVAGE THE ENTIRETY OF THE USA.

ONLY PLACE THAT WON'T GET HIT WILL BE LOWER TEXAS, BECAUSE ITS TOO CLOSE TO MEXICO AND THE CARTEL WILL SHIP THE TORNADO'S PARTS TO RANDOM HOMES IN THE USA.

I'M PULLING UP ON THE STORM WHO GONNA JOIN U NEED A BLICK

Maximus Velocitus is going to SLAB the HELL out of EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING