Forced Co-op Socialism; the final and totally real version this time.
After regular socialism (banning trade, forcing everyone to work for the state and shooting anyone who complains) failed to make everyone rich and somehow caused a few famines, we’ve finally cracked it.
New plan: Force everyone in the world to become a capitalist.
It's like this;
- Capitalists are rich
- So just force everyone to be capitalists
- And then everyone will be rich
Genius. This is the actual true real socialism that we actually really meant to do.
- Just make every worker take out massive loans to buy their share of the company they work for.
- Machinists, engineers and line workers can personally finance the next car factory or semiconductor plant.
- Poverty in Africa? Simple. Force villagers in mud huts to be capitalists and then they'll be rich.
We’ll ban outside investment. Because the workers have to own everything. Which means they have to pay for everything. We'll force workers to pay for everything themselves because... someone might use a machine they don’t own. Which actually makes you poor, or something.
And obviously risk and time preference don’t exist. That's just reactionary propaganda. Anyone who spends vast sums of money on machines, buildings, materials, marketing, R&D and shipping just becomes instantly rich.