u/Still-Ad5693

Ice is thin out there

Yesterday was the worst night ever. Spark started $10.00 doing shops this wk, a new low for them.

Went out at 6p aight time to make a bill, let’s run w the bulls 🐂

The board was full of unaccepted $10.00-$12.00 shops all over the zone, 5+ miles.

I had to leave the comfort of my fav store for $25/1 stop for neighborhood wallyworld over 5.8 miles away to the city… comin from the boondocks yo, can you fawking imagine bros 😡

Drivers I rarely see up in the store bitching while we’re waiting for orders, I’m just listenin like yooo bro the struggle is real rite now no one getting anything good

Every1 went home by 8pm

I grabbed a couple under 2 miles & DIPPED 🏃🏼‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️

Last night I did (4) shops $95 +$2/trip ($103) on the 5p-9p shift. I know it ain’t much to shout about but it was just chill, easy ass work

1.6m, 4.4m, 0.9m, 5.2m

Roughly 22 miles round trip

Not a bad look usually it’s a little higher miles to that sweet c-note 💵 like 30

that 0.9 was BOSSHOG 🐖YEE HAW! Go’n & get ya some boys 🤠

DD you have to drive x-miles, usually what 2-3 miles(?) to the p/u every single time, it’s not like you’re already in the lot.

Time get the p/u is about the same time it takes to do a spark curbside (10-15 min)

Most orders seem to be $10 on avg.

so dash delivery = about 30 min for the drop, 10 bucks avg. Math ain’t mathin mayne (?) 🤨 Miles???

The shady customer factor with Dash is frightening 😱
*Credit to u/hiphopkinson customer chat photo.

Would you? 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

I checked the item list, nothing crazy just normal grocery shit

35 cents an item

Only 1.4 miles, who cares. IT DOESNT MATTER!!! (WHAT YOUR NAME IS)

I sit within 3 miles of the most stores possible.

At a hardware store strategically placed 👑

One Walmart 0.6 miles, one 1.8, & one 2.6

plus a Sams in 3 miles if I ever feel like driving across the state for $27

This is how you do it boys, look at these bangers I get with this strategy 🎲

It’s tough out here guys

Long summer days ahead! No incentives! We hope you enjoyed the $2 for 15 trips bonus! 13 cents per trip on offers with an incentive tag!

(Triple shop)

I didn’t believe you bros. I accepted it immediately bc there’s only one way to beat the bots that cross over our border.

It didn’t look that bad, after reviewing- a lot of soda and cases of water…

After accepting I went in the walmart bathroom and smashed my penis between the toilet seat for penance.

I swore I would never take a triple, because that makes me part of the problem.

I canceled the order. I will never do a triple, ever.

I have a banger, the place is a zoo (busy, for those that aren’t American).

An older lady is working the checkout zone, quite a looker 👀

Can I scan here? She’s like yeah go ahead.

I scan, I need a cart check. I said “baby I need a cart check”. Turn around, the sexy filipino lady is gone, there’s grizzly adams in my fucking face. I said “ohhhh… well it’s cool bro, you can be my baby”.

He’s cool. I busted an egg 🥚 last week and he let me get a new one.

I will now translate this post to spanish

I am not a master grower.

It seems improbable to tell precisely how much water is going in with this hillbilly method but it looks pretty cool.

I’m growing Wonder Woman this year!

After sparking, I was buying some groceries at food lion (for myself) not IC or spark.

Occasionally, we get to live like human beings but only one night a week.

I’m pissed off about the bots, I’m pissed off im only making $150, maybe I caused this… my own death warrant.

(NOT AT WALMART) This man was at the counter with the cashier, giving her trouble, I made a comment “this guy…he needs a translator”.

He pays & afterwards FLIPS the fuck out, cussing me out & warning me not to insult people i don’t know, and that he’ll “see me”.

I’m like WTF man, I ain’t goin out in that parking lot, now! This elderly black woman is like, that boy? He ain’t gonna do nothin, don’t worry about him.

I wasn’t convinced. I had a manager walk me out. As soon as we came out, there was a low-rider in the parking lot… the lights came on, squealed tires & pulled right up on us.

I thought, this is it- I’m gonna get a Hollywood ending.

Pulled up on me & again said, “don’t talk shit to people you don’t know”. Then peeled off. I thought I was about to be shot more times than 50 cent.

The ole lady store manager said “fuck them, they’re a bunch of punks”.

I require 3x the miles. This run should pay $26.10 minimum. I’m really selling my soul here 💀