A dragon egg is sitting comfortably in the middle of a forest.

It's just a dragon egg.

What do you do?

Your OC is invited to a tea party by one of the Elder Fae, known as Aine?

Here are the rules.

1. No violence.

As a guest at her table, you are not allowed to act violently or aggressively, and must stay polite during the whole event.

2. Don’t say thank you.

While you MUST be polite, saying ”thank you” or anything like it implies that you owe the Fae something, and by such, offer anything yours for her taking (Including your soul)

3. Don’t eat anything

The tea at the parties are perfectly fine to eat, but if you eat anything else without her EXPRESS permission (she must give a clear and verbal admission), then it will be seen as theft. (unless you brought the food yourself, then it’s fine.)

4. Don’t lie to her.

The Fae are incapable of lying, and despise liars. Lies by omission are perfectly acceptable, as the Fae can omit details themselves. (If you ask them directly about the omitted details, they’ll be forced to answer)

5. Don’t accept jewellery or books.

For most Fae, accepting jewellery implies you must, later on, give them something of equal value. Since most Fae jewels are enchanted, they can haggle the return investment to your soul. HOWEVER, Aine in particular happens to be the goddess of curiosity and sees books as gateways to knowledge, so she counts books to be of equal value to jewellery.

6. Don’t spill.

This rule is simple. If the towel is ever stained by any form of liquid, she’ll consider that you owe her for the mess, and your soul is, once again, perfectly within range.

7. DO NOT GIVE YOUR FULL NAME.

Faes see full names as magical seals. To them, owning/knowing your full name gives them full control over your mind and body. Anything works, which is why Faes will often ask if they can “have” your name. If you respond yes, they’ll own it. If you respond no but tell them your full name, it works anyways. Nicknames and shortened versions, like only your first name, work well. Family names though give them partial control.

8. Iron is bad.

Anything made of iron is deeply despised by the Fae. While usually, it scares them off, for an Elder Fae, it’ll instead piss off Aine. She’ll see it as a sign of violence and forcefully take your soul due to rule one. So uhh…just don’t bring iron, yeah?

9. Be as literal as possible.

Any figurative language, the Fae will abuse. If they say “May I have your name?” they mean it. If they say “May I have your attention?” They mean that, too. Anything figurative will be used against you.

10. Sight of their unknowing form.

Drawing and pictures of Faes without their consent are seen as taboo. Doing so ends with your own face being stolen from you, so just don’t do it.

This also counts to seeing them bathe, but the punishment for that is worse (Don’t worry, she’s at a tea party, so this last rule don’t count.)

11. Don’t agree to vague prices.

usually, you don’t want to be in a deal with a Fae, but if you MUST, absolutely do NOT agree to any price that isn’t explicitly stated. Press for info and force them to reveal their hand. If they say “A favour to be named later”, they can take anything they want when they cash in that favour.

12. Don’t be generous.

This might come as a shock, but if you complete a Fae bargain, do NOT above and beyond what you promised. The fae are creatures of precision, and will only accept exactly what they were promised. Any more is seen as a sign of distrust, similar to not holding your end of the bargain.

13. Don’t join a fae dance

As a matter of fact, don’t even LISTEN to fae music. She can’t play it without your express consent, but if you agree to fae music, she’ll use it as a gateway to force you to join to her dance.

Dancing with a fae is a terrible idea, as the dance never ends until the victim either makes a deal or dies from exhaustion.

These are the thirteen fae rules!

Can your OC survive?

Bonus points if they manage to use the rules to catch the Fae Queen herself in a tight spot

(Her full name isn’t Aine, so good luck trying to use that angle)

Depth, give me everything…

This is birthday Michael we’re up against…

First is Kenjaku Gojo (Geto Strongest AU)

The last four is up to you to guess :3

Can your OC talk down Paragon Stitch?

For context, Stitch is a science project that was infused with a parasite.

He was made for war, his body designed to take down an empire’s army.

However, with time, he found out he wasn’t the only experiment.

He began to fuse with his brethren, becoming stronger and gradually gaining memories of his time in a test tube.

He found out more about Mankind and began to assimilate personality traits, some of which contradictory.

He now has everyone inside him, and is looking for the scientist that created them to break him or her into pieces.

How does your OC talk them down from doing so?

Melt down I made

Satella: I— I-I don't understand, Envy.

He wants to save everyone. He wants power. He wants something to survive. I give him an ability that covers all of that, and he still hates it?! Surely he doesn’t want to actually leave me. Right?

Envy: No way, Satella. No way, no how.

Satella: I-I do everything for Subaru-Kun.

I slave over the perfect times to save for him. I step outside my comfort zone to appeal to him, a-and he still hates me!
I brought him to another world to help him out of his rut, and he hates that, too! I'm starting to get the feeling that he just... hates...

Envy: Why would they hate you when they could just hate you?

Satella: Hmph! This is all I have. It’s the only reason in my immortal life I‘m happy…

Envy: he’s rather die than save you.

Satella: Th— That can't be true! I-I do everything for him. Doesn’t he get that I'm trying?

Envy: Maybe you're just genuinely bad at this.

Satella: Shut up! N-No. I-I fixed that. I-I can solve any problem. I-I can solve this one! Th—That's what this is— a big puzzle that I need to solve!

Envy: Pathetic.

Envy: Weak!

Satella: Shut up!!

Envy: Broken!

Envy: Unworthy!

Satella: Enough!

Envy: Maybe you deserve to be abandoned.

Envy: You really were the weakest of the group You ruined this.

Satella: Enough!

Satella: Who does he think he is?

I give him everything, and he spits in my face!

Doesn’t he know what I'm capable of?!

Subaru.

He only thinks about himself. He’s prideful.

He won't die. He won't leave me.

I won't let him!

I'm better!

I'm more powerful!

I'm The Witch!

I... AM... ENVY!

Yuji Itadori as Spider-Man

Ryomen Sukuna as Venom.

Milim Nava (Tensura)

Megumin (Konosuba))

Oh, and interact with them if you want

Just felt like giving a quick explanation on how Imako’s full monster form works.

Specifically, it’s strongest ability, Evolution.

The concept starts the same way any adaptation works.

When met with stimuli, the user’s abilities grow to respond to the stimuli.

However, the difference comes when we break it down.

The ability works by considering every power the user owns as an item on a list.

The evolutions can either grow a current ability, or split one into two weaker abilities, which case one of the two will grow to return to the lost ability, while the other will grow to deal with the situation.

The scarier part is this.

1. The evolutions don’t need to be to a current stimuli. It can grow in response to the idea or the prediction of a stimuli

2. The evolution will get faster the more it’s used, and can evolve to multiple stimuli at a time.

This makes a creature that can, if allowed to live for too long, evolve to handle any and all possible threats.

It’s a self feeding loop, which is why this monster form is revealed at the very end of the story, where it’s promptly killed.

What do you think?

It's a claim idea!

A box was shipped to Hopes Peak Academy...

As the box opened, a woman stepped out.

She looked around, clasping her hands politely behind her.

Why was she wearing a maid outfit?

I thought of a thing, so I made it!

The Seven Souls as my characters!

Kindness: Eri, for obvious reasons. Eri is a kind, and compassionate girl. She's always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone who might need it.

Bravery: Gingerbrave. Gingerbrave is famous in his world for being the bravest of the brave. Even as a normal cookie, despite not being the strongest or knowing any magic, he's always in the front lines to stop whatever big bad DARES threaten his friends.

Patience: Lady Nagant. There's obviously the whole being a sniper thing, meaning she has to stay hours, if not DAYS on end atop a building, waiting for the target to show themselves. Not just that, but despite it all, she was willing to be patient enough to train YEARS to become the greatest sniper.

Determination: Frisk, obviously. Frisk is KNOWN for their determination, it's what drove them to heroism. Not just that, they actually ARE the SOUL of determination in canon, sooooo

Integrity: This one was harder to figure out. None of my characters are particularly honest...But Murphy, being a detective, is well known for exposing the truth infront of everyone.

Justice: Miyabi Hoshimi. She's a girl that believes in absolute justice, claiming that she will "Eradicate all evil." To her, it's not a question of whether your a saint or a sinner, she only believes that those who are cruel, twisted and maniacal should be wiped.

Perseverance: dying from hunger, guilt ridden from the deaths SHE caused and/or failed at preventing, Six refused to die. She clings to live, persevering through pain and agony for just a few more seconds of life.

((First post, so time for yap))

The world is at a precipice.

They say God has forgotten us, bored by the pleasantries of mortals.

How else would he allow their birth?

The creation of the Seven Calamities.

Beings of unrivalled power...

The first was the Great Wyrm.

Ancient, all knowing...

Those who dare attract it's ire leave dead...Or trapped in the prison that is the Wyrm's mind.

It is said that it can trap an entire nation in a perfect illusion, feeding off the creature's wills until all that remains is hollow shells.

After that...The great Elder Vampire came to be.

A creature born of blood and crimson, a haze that even the night must obey.

No creature has seen the Elder Vampire and lived to tell the tale...

The rare legends surrounding it claim that the Elder Vampire is capable of shapeshifting...Becoming any monster it desires...

Or any man it wishes.

Afterwords...The war had begun among dragons...The king had fallen, and so a new had to be chosen.

Aged only 4...The Dragon Queen was revealed.

Mujun, the third Calamity.

On her own, she had wiped out 60% of all dragons...

She marked the sky as her own, blasting entire armies who dare stand in her path.

It is truly no wonder how she remained alive as the last of her kin...

As destruction rained from sky, land and night, mortals began retreating to sea.

But soon...Even that would be pointless.

No one has ever seen what the Eternal Sea resembled...

Only the tentacles, the destruction, the roar, and the sunken ships it had tossed to the side.

Sailors who cross the sea dare not utter a prayer, for fear of the creature hearing.

As sea, sky, land and night become inhabitable...The mortals became desperate.

Elves began researching death...Seeking a path to bolster their numbers by reviving those fallen.

A terrible, terrible plan. And the result could not have been worse.

A monster...Born of demon and draconian heritage, tainted by the Abyss...

The Beast had been born.

It was unstable...Undefeatble.

The rare blades that could pierce it's tough hide were pointless, as all pains and ailments were healed faster than they could be applied.

It took shelter in the mountain range, scaring poor cattle and killing shepherds.

In their folly, Mortals saw their world dwindle, their numbers lower.

They became desperate, forging alliances to bolster nations powerful enough to scare off threats.

Or...so they thought.

Demons had...always been a minor thought.

Powerful as they were, the unholy beings were far more focused on battling each other for dominance.

They were stupid creatures...No one, not the dwarves, not the dragons, not the humans and not even the elves had suspected their insurgence.

But...grow they had.

The Demon Lord had been risen, and almost instantly, she had unified her kin to form an unstoppable army.

The glorious nation fell near instantly...And the survivors would have fallen too, had Mujun not battled the army.

Finally...In the deepest caverns...

A slime had appeared.

Small.

Member of the weakest race, used as mere seasoning.

It's life was a joke.

It would not accept it.

It began forming bonds with it's fellow kin...Absorbing, growing...

Until a new mountain was formed.

The final calamity, the Slime King, had appeared.

Tall, as great as a mountain.

It's roars sounding as a distant storm approaching.

The world was at it's knees.

The era of peace had been broken...

And all would bow to the peerless calamities.

Agar Agar Cookie was eating star jellies.

"So....Good...!"

She said.

Thanks to having absorbed the reddish-green dragon, the Ultimate Cookie now knows dragon tongue, as well as being able to spit fire.

"Fun!"

The Ultimate Cookie has escaped the oven.

Right now, they're looking at a flower.

"..."

The Ultimate Cookie awaits, churning, screaming in agony.

A creation of destruction...

Trapped, yearning for Freedom.

All of it...Awaiting the arrival of a certain sacrifice.

Jelly Wyrm was so angry…

He was a dragon!

Big, strong…wings, can spew fire…

So…why?

Why do the other dragons act like they aren’t?

And that blue cookie…Master of Deceit?

What a liar… of course he‘s a dragon!

He’s a dragon…he’s sure of it…

He’s a dragon…he’s…

…right?

The radiant goddess has arrived!

A cookie spawns in.

"Oh wow...This world is so interesting!

I wonder what there is to do!"

Agar Agar is looking for more food to eat.