u/SuperBones2000

So I come crawling back

Looking for help to win $10 in credit so I can... Hold on let me think of a sob story.

Buy my best girl a, uh. FLOWERS. A bouquet of TEMU flowers. For her birthday. That she, is, uhhhhh spending in the hospital. Because she has all-her-bones-exploding desieseeeeeeeiuuutus. Allherbonesexplodingdiseaseitus, yeah.

It's a really sad story, right? And has been super hard on all of us, so that should give you a call to action to help me with this code, right?

My username is SuperDuperSkelington

My code is 91500093

I'll trade codes so long as I am able.

I am attempting, perhaps for the final time, to gain any sort of win on this evil thing.

We have a problem with the code swapping ecosystem. We seem to be severely limited in the number of times we can assist each other, yet the amount of assistance anyone needs in order to win is greater by orders of magnitude. This is creating a zero-sum game; for every winner, there either needs to be a legion of losers, a handful of new users (who also, let's face it, are probably going to lose too), or you need to cheat voraciously.

On the matter of cheating - delving into methods of cheating temu-side is explicitly against the rules of this sub. While I will discuss it in the abstract, I will not go into detail or endorse it; in fact, I would discourage it. I have researched the various methods and, to be frank, none of them seem to be worth it for the free crap. Anything obvious has been cut off already, and the lengths you would need to go to in order to succeed at that - it would just be easier and potentially cheaper to buy the crap at that point.

Then there is cheating user-side. And, well. I don't know how prevalent it is, I am a newcomer to this ecosystem sharing my perspective - but I have experienced it and, due to my inexperience, accidentally caused it, not knowing my invite limit even existed. It is against the rules to refuse to return clicks (unless agreed to beforehand), but you will need so many more clicks than you can trade that C4C might as well be a tertiary form of gambling; put your code in a bottle and send it out to sea, hope 12-40 strangers all with their own bottles will do you a kindness.

But, technically, we can subvert the pyramid scheme without running foul of the rules. They might make a new rule for this idea, and if they do I hope they call it "No Loserpig Conga Line", but I would absolutely not characterize the idea as cheating.

Anyways the idea is called The Loserpig Conga Line.

Invites work as a help token. We all have \~3 help tokens to spend on other people, but in order to win anything you need 20-40 tokens. So, we form a queue. The people at the front of the queue are garunteed winners, while the peolle at the back of the queue are volunteering to lose. All invite help tokens go towards the front of the queue. When you win, you move to the back of the line and help the people at the front.

I say this is technically possible because I believe it would fall apart on first contact with common greed - the first ones in line would win and probably just leave, and then it would all fall apart. Also it would be a nightmare to organize. But, if you could coordinate a reasonable amount of trustworthy, reliable people, I think the theory has legs. There's some kinks to work out that I am aware of already, but feel free to discuss them because I may be missing a lot of hidden pitfalls.

But. This is not an actual suggestion. More of a thought experiment.

ANYWAYS I am here to trade codes. I am trying to win $10. I will code trade as long as I am able.

Username is SuperDuperSkelington

Code is 87016277

Goodbye I love you

I am relatively new to these temu things. I have learned to never more express surprise when the dreadful app finds a new low to sink to.

I am going to try this coin-fueled bonus stage scam. I would like to see how possible it is - or if it is as obscene as all the other exponential drop-off nightmares stapled to this storefront.

MY USER NAME is SuperDuperSkelington

MY CODE IS 91971628

I will help those who help me, to the best of my ability: but as we all know, our ability to help each other is extremely limited or else the pyramid scheme would run out of fresh blood to lubricate the machine.

Thank you for your aid. I LOVE YOU and I wish you well.

I apologize, friends, but I find myself at that precarious point, where my Hat's Strick is so very close to expiry yet also so close to completion.

I have been brought low - the nature of this zero-sum game has left me without the ability to help others, as I have given too many people assistance. And yet my need for assistance is as ever a writhing, seemingly endless pit.

I don't know in what way I can return your kindness, if you choose to help me, but I will do whatever I am able.

My username on this terrible app is SuperDuperSkelington.

The code for my Hat's Trick is 89743717.

I leave my fate in your hands. Show me mercy, as I grovel to you at these final toll booths on the road to free crap. I love you.

Ninety nine percent of the way to finishing the dreaded Hat's Tricks! And so, elated to be nearly complete, I traded what I believed to be my final code!

WOE! WOE BE UPON ME! There was, lurking beyond that comically deceptive loading bar, another currency system! And now I am trapped!

I believed that my progress would roll over from 99.99% to 100! What a fool I've been! Blind to the ways of temu! Blind to the Hat's Trick! The loading bar will fight tooth and nail to linger on that final percentage point!

I suspect that additional successful code swaps will reward me.with smaller and smaller incremental amounts, until I am at 99.99% progress with 99.99 purple coins.

And yet I persist. My time will run out soon, so I must plead my case to you, my temu peers.

I am here to trade codes, my friends. I will swap, to the best of my ability.

My username on Temu is SuperDuperSkelington.

The Code for my Hat's Trick is 89743717.

I hope we all win, and beat this dreadful app. I hope I.can still find love after I finish this metamorphosis that temu has ignited in me.

Good evening, my dear friends. I have come seeking help with code swapping.

I need the aid of some new or returning users with my hattrick code. I know, this is a very high value code swap! But you must understand! I am missing but a few fractions of a percent! Your assistance could be what stands between me and that precious, plastic bounty.

Username: SuperDuperSkelington
Code: 89743717

I am also seeking assistance for my ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS credit redemption. Oh, I can just imagine all the wondrous things I could do with those "Smackaroos"... and they are hiding behind just a few, small spins.

My code for that is: 85062288

I will, in return, help you any way I can. My slots for hattrick, I believe, are spent in my previous efforts to help my fellow crap-seekers. But redemption codes, gift codes, precious water to feed your farms... whatever goal you are working towards, if I can assist you with it, I shall! Not only that, but you would have made a lifelong temu ally!

Please, I implore you - but a scrap of code swap! My time runs short!

Thank you, and good luck to you all.

My user name is; SuperDuperSkelington

My code is; 91971628

Please. Please, let us feed each other's vice. Join me on the terrible road towards free crap. Thank you. I love you.