I Ranked every Front Bottoms' Song
To be clear, this is JUST my opinion. I understand why people would love basically every single one of these songs, even the ones I put at the very bottom. Even the bottom ones I still like. I don't think the Front Bottoms have a single song on an album or EP that I would skip.
Now this technically isn't EVERY Front Bottoms' song because I didn’t wanna scour the internet for every demo and every early release Front Bottoms' song, but this is all songs from I Hate My Friends, My Grandma vs Pneumonia (I think), Self-Titled, Talon of the Hawk, Back On Top, Going Grey, In Sickness & In Flames, You Are Who You Hang Out With, Brothers Can't Be Friends, Rose, Ann, Theresa, some singles, some earlier versions of songs that were remastered on EPs... and the songs off Well I Mean.
Profound
leaf pile (IS&IF): 9.9/10
The Supply of Power (Theresa): 9.8/10
Today Is Not Real (Ann): 9.7/10
Ginger (BoT): 9.7/10
Brick (YAWYHOW): 9.7/10
Ocean (GG): 9.6/10
The Feud (TOTH): 9.6/10
montgomery forever (IS&IF): 9.5/10
The Beers (ST): 9.5/10
Be Nice to Me (Rose): 9.5/10
Amazing
The Winds (Theresa): 9.4/10
Batman (YAWYHOW): 9.4/10
new song d (IS&IF): 9.4/10
Santa Monica (TOTH): 9.3/10
Flashlight (ST): 9.3/10
make way (IS&IF): 9.3/10
Flying Model Rockets (MGVP): 9.2/10
Flying Model Rockets (Rose): 9.2/10
2YL (BoT): 9.2/10
Fairbanks, Alaska (IS&IF): 9.2/10
Everything I Own (TOTH): 9.1/10
Wolfman (GDP&TFB): 9 1/10
West Virginia (BoT): 9.1/10
Legit Tattoo Gun (ST): 9.1/10
I Think Your Nose Is Bleeding (Ann): 9.1/10
Hello World (Theresa): 9.1/10
Tie Dye Dragon (Ann): 9.1/10
Joanie (NWIN): 9.0/10
Voodoo Magic (Single): 9.0/10
The Plan (Fuck Jobs): 9.0/10
Somebody Else (Ann): 9.0/10
Great
Swear to God the Devil Made Me Do It (TOTH): 8.9/10
Fake Gold (YAWYHOW): 8.9/10
Clear Path (YAWYHOW): 8.9/10
Just as Big, Twice as Swollen (MGVP): 8.9/10
Hooped Earrings (ST): 8.9/10
Father (ST): 8.9/10
the hard way (IS&IF): 8.9/10
Lone Star (TOTH): 8.9/10
Everyone But You (GG): 8.9/10
Far Drive (GG): 8.8/10
Backflip (TOTH): 8.8/10
Grand Finale (BoT): 8.8/10
Twelve Feet Deep (Rose): 8.8/10
Pale Beneath the Tan (Squeeze) (Ann): 8.8/10
Maps (ST): 8.8/10
Twin Size Mattress (TOTH): 8.8/10
Laugh Til I Cry (BoT): 8.8/10
More Than It Hurts You (Theresa): 8.8/10
More Than It Hurts You (2.0): 8.8/10
Outlook (YAWYHOW): 8.7/10
Plastic Flowers (BoT): 8.7/10
I Think Your Nose is Bleeding (MGVP): 8.7/10
Daredevil (WiM): 8.7/10
Not Joking (YAWYHOW): 8.7/10
Raining (GG): 8.7/10
Tattooed Tears (TOTH): 8.7/10
Historic Cemetery (BoT): 8.7/10
You Used to Say (Holy Fuck) (GG): 8.6/10
jerk (IS&IF): 8.6/10
camouflage (IS&IF): 8.6/10
If It Were Up to Me (2.0): 8.6/10
Handcuffs (GDP&TFB): 8.6/10
Swimming Pool (ST): 8.6/10
Peach (TOTH): 8.6/10
Lipstick Covered Magnet (Rose): 8.6/10
Trampoline (GG): 8.6/10
Rhode Island (ST): 8.6/10
LaLaLa (MGVP): 8.5/10
Hello World (2.0): 8.5/10
Finding Your Way Home (YAWYHOW): 8.5/10
Vacation Town (GG): 8.5/10
Funny You Should Ask (TOTH): 8.5/10
End of summer (now I know) (Single): 8.5/10
everyone blooms (IS&IF) 8.5/10
Damage Control (WiM): 8.5/10
The Bongo Song (Theresa): 8.5/10
HELP (BoT): 8.5/10
Very Good
Motorcycle (BoT): 8.4/10
Just Stay (KD&TFB) 8.4/10
Be Nice to Me (IHMF): 8.4/10
South Dakota (WiM): 8.4/10
Somebody Else (MGVP): 8.4/10
Christians VS the Indians (MGVP): 8.4/10
American Shark (WiM): 8.4/10
The Winds (BCBF): 8.4/10
So Sick We're Dead (MGVP): 8.4/10
Bae (GG): 8.4/10
Bathtub (ST): 8.4/10
Looking Like You Just Woke Up (ST): 8.3/10
Pale Beneath the Tan (IHMF): 8.3/10
Skeleton (TOTH): 8.3/10
bus beat (IS&IF): 8.3/10
Emotional (YAWYHOW): 8.3/10
The Boredom (ST): 8.3/10
Get Numb (Single): 8.3/10
Tighten Up (NWIN): 8.3/10
Jim Bogart (Rose): 8.3/10
Don't Fill Up On Chips (GG): 8.3/10
Perfect Worth It (WiM): 8.2/10
The Bass is Too Loud (MGVP): 8.2/10
The Distance That I Fell (MGVP): 8.2/10
Paris (YAWYHOW): 8.1/10
Trampled (Single): 8.1/10
Molly (BCBF): 8.1/10
Jim Bogart (BCBF): 8.1/10
Skipping Out (WiM): 8.1/10
I Wrote A Book (BCBF): 8.0/10
Carry Me Down the Street (BCBF): 8.0/10
Twelve Feet Deep (IHMF): 8.0/10
Quite Good
the truth (IS&IF): 7.9/10
Today Is Not Real (Original): 7.9/10
The Cops (MGVP): 7.9/10
Au Revoir (TOTH): 7.9/10
Peace Sign (GG): 7.9/10
Punching Bag (YAWYHOW): 7.9/10
Summer Shandy (BoT): 7.9/10
Wichita (WiM): 7.8/10
Current Events (IHMF): 7.8/10
love at first sight (IS&IF): 7.8/10
Bonus Track 2 (GG): 7.8/10
The Bongo Song (Original): 7.8/10
Mountain (ST): 7.8/10
Lover Boy (Single): 7.8/10
Awkward Conversations (Rose): 7.8/10
Stocking Up (WiM): 7.7/10
Taking My Uzi to the Gym (IHMF): 7.7/10
Bonus Track 1 (GG): 7.7/10
The Wrong Way (MGVP): 7.7/10
Silver Shinbone (Bucket Song) (MGVP): 7.7/10
Push-Ups (IHMF): 7.6/10
Lonely Eyes (Ann): 7.6/10
Not Yet (BCBF): 7.6/10
Lipstick Covered Magnet (IHMF): 7.5/10
The Bells (BCBF): 7.5/10
Good
Allentown (Single): 7.4/10
Cough It Out (BoT): 7.4/10
If You're Happy (IHMF): 7.4/10
You Wouldn't Be Laughing (IHMF): 7.2/10
Lonely Eyes (IHMF): 7.0/10
Okay
- Untitled (WiM): 6.0/10
Mid
- Noodle Monster (Single): 5.3/10