u/TangledPenis

▲ 29 r/fanduel

I cracked open a fortune cookie and it said I'd cause others great financial burden...check out this bet

Some light homework. Lefties for nationals and white sox. Yordy/walker vs p great stats. Schwarb bc I did a reverse jinx on him in April and he started stroking.

u/TangledPenis — 6 days ago

What's the difference between my dead dog and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway

u/TangledPenis — 6 days ago

I made you all breakfast. Hopefully it doesn't taste like shit but maybe ass.

u/TangledPenis — 13 days ago