
u/TangledPenis

▲ 29 r/fanduel
I cracked open a fortune cookie and it said I'd cause others great financial burden...check out this bet
Some light homework. Lefties for nationals and white sox. Yordy/walker vs p great stats. Schwarb bc I did a reverse jinx on him in April and he started stroking.
u/TangledPenis — 6 days ago
▲ 5 r/fanduel
What's the difference between my dead dog and my driveway?
I pull out of my driveway
u/TangledPenis — 6 days ago
▲ 5 r/fanduel
I made you all breakfast. Hopefully it doesn't taste like shit but maybe ass.
u/TangledPenis — 13 days ago