Another live another manipulative trick - look how misery works… wahhh wahhh my eye …. And right away the grannies come to the rescue … all good, bills paid - on to the next scam.
u/ThaCrookHauler — 5 days ago
The REAL Rook - entitled, spoiled, lazy, unmotivated, loser, whiner, crying in nature - folds faster than a cheap suit. Much love! RIP mom.
u/ThaCrookHauler — 14 days ago
A lady viewer just asked so let me satisfy your curiosity dear DutchShoes : Jay’s OF shows he’s packing something the size of a peanut. No woman ever reported having felt it so I wouldn’t keep my hopes up longer than he can keep his up if u know what I mean… ?
u/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
He’s as dumb as a rook (pun intended) - he’s going down to FLA in middle of hurricane season ? Here’s my prediction …. “Gone With The Wind” is about to be rebooted 😝
u/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
“Yeh I thought about going to Cali but Cali way more expensive than Florida” - gee crook what happened to “I make 500K a year”?? With that kind of income you could rent in Malibu easy… lies catching up again ya ex-fake-soldier?
reddit.comu/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
Rook - if we go to Florida next; will we go through LA where we’ll live for a year, OR, will we go thru Canada on the way to Alaska and get our passport, OR will we go thru college where we enrol for a degree? Which path will lead to FL ? Maybe we should just get high and get thru another day…
reddit.comu/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
Useless junkie can’t get anything right - trying to make dough he made glue worthy of fixing holes in the roof of his camper. Can’t mix 3 ingredients for dough but wants to make complicated cocktails for 6 figures - rook I got one figure for you - a giant fat ZERO
u/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
Hours he spent in Walmart paid off - they rollback prices, rook rollback viewers - 1 hr into his live and he keeps losing viewers. It’s going out of business sale at rook’s TT shop!
u/ThaCrookHauler — 1 month ago
Another day for the Toupee’ Bandit - same ol’ stats - 200 viewers, 60 age of viewer, a giant 0 content, and 100% shame for robbing lonely old women of their SS checks.
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
Rook, can’t wait to visit the first bar you tend. all of us whom you humiliated and blocked gonna travel the country to show up at ur bar to buy a drink, throw a $1 tip at ya and tell everyone who U R. No mute button in a bar whatcha gonna do? Cry for mommy? Hire Blessed as a bouncer?
reddit.comu/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
Another live from Rook’s car, home of Rook’s bar, where the master mixologist keeps pouring, hot young grannies keep swarming and the content is fascinating; his hair, his bod, his money, his brains and all sorts of made up imaginary tales. Join us! with only 300 viewers there’s room for more
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
This 6-figure salary bartender is supplementing income by robbing old lonely ladies in broad daylight, like the unscrupulous bandit he is, but successful and accomplished more than all of you here, don’t you forget that!
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
Now he’s talking six figure salary being a bartender … no wonder he got kicked out of trucking, the fool - he thinks he’s getting to the top rung of the ladder before he even started studying, let alone working night shifts and dealing with abusive bar dwellers
reddit.comu/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
This summer, a classic reborn. It hitched hiked to earth, found a host, grew from a hair transplant into its own life form - “Alien Toupee” - coming to a camper near you - be afraid, very very afraid!
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
The reboot of “Cocktail” starring Tom Crook. Synopsis: After failing to complete any mixology course and finding no job as fartender, tom crook goes to aspen to get high in a portable litterbox and beg for presents. Special cameo - mom RIP. Coming soon to NO theatre especially not near you!
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
“Same sheep different day” - rook’s desperate viewership - nursery home dwelling mamas with AI polished profile pics, in some cases prefer to put a dog’s face than their own and happy to drain their SS checks for “Toupee’ Shakur” , a bartender wannabe & constant loser
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
These senior citizen mamas with their profile pics from 1987 watch him cleaning - salivating and dreaming - “I’ll domesticate him and make him mine” - u fools he’ll just milk u (not from ur sagging titties but ur wallets) for all u got and find new grannies to see him thru
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
Here we go again - this winter we’re getting a place in CO mountains and work bartending in a ski resort - translation from rook to English - I’ll keep sitting in my litterbox, get high and order food and talk about my wig while you chumps are funding it all …
reddit.comu/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
Extreme nature, travel & camping content like today’s “laundry folding live” - 300 viewers all in the advertiser-desirable segment of 65 years and older … crook your toasted - u boring AF
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago
I call BULLSHIT on all titles. More like “U.S Vegan (once a month), Shingles (+ STDs), Walmart Explorer, Dad of Dead Sperms”
u/ThaCrookHauler — 2 months ago