Looked up a tree trunk, flipped the image 180 degrees, and let the processing do the rest.

Where's the train to Minneapolis?

I finally was able to get my wife her new house dress, inspired by Alice the fashionista! But now she tells me she wants a new kitchen. Says the old one is like Adventure Land and she wants World of Tomorrow! Bang! Zoom!

Everything a woman could want, according to Ralph -- King of the Castle.

A rock face and pool in a New York state park. What you see now is what the processing made of it.

The source is unrecognizable to all but the photographer. That was the point.

I'd like to get my wife a house dress like Alice's. Any ideas where I might find one?

The source was a figure. The processing took it in a different direction.

Baltimore Zoo. The ibis bobbed its head during a long exposure. This resulted.

The structure survived image processing, while the specific architecture became elusive.

And it wasn't even rented!

Look what I bought down at Krauss's Department Store on the Christmas Layaway Plan! My wife will be thrilled come Christmas time. Beats any gift from that novelty store down by the subway station.

A railing on the Walkway over the Hudson, photographed with a slow roll technique and heavily processed. Maybe it's like a storm system wannabe.

It's the most beautiful phone you ever saw! It's black!
But Ralph doesn't know.