As you or may not know
Recently toasters have been banned in the dormitories
Now I said that something bad would happen if I catch you with a toaster
You will be forced to do 30 days or bread and water, plain white bread and normal water, like lukewarm water not even cold or hot
You all better have listened.
Look I get it, you want toast in the morning, I get that
But no you cannot have a toaster in your room
I know what your thinking "but wait we handle guns and robots that could kill someone, why can't I have a toaster?"
Because I don't trust the lot of you, to NOT burn down the dormitories
I'm inspecting the dorm rooms tomorrow.
No. Toasters. This is an order.
Something very bad will happen if I catch you with one
(Been a while since I did this ngl)