u/ThickestTea

Message to E-Bike Riders

If you’re going to ride around without a helmet, please sign up to be an organ donor.

Also get a DNR tattoo on your chest because if you survive the crash, after the firefighters hose half your grey matter off the road you’re probably not going to enjoy life quite as much. Best to just peace out and piece meal out those healthy organs so someone who actually wants to live can get a chance to.

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u/ThickestTea — 4 days ago

▲ 0 r/chilliwack

Why is it like this in Chilliwack?

It seems like Chilliwack is infested with these guys; white sneakers, sweat pants, hoodies, low-slung backpacks and that horrific broccoli haircut.

There have always been atrocious fads and trends, but this one seems egregiously designed to make all white teenage boys the exact same kind of douchebag.

It’s wild to me that at no point do any of these guys look around at the other dickheads in their posse and think: why do we all look temu Logan Paul?

u/ThickestTea — 1 month ago