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I grew 5 whole chest hairs, and my armpit hairs got 2" longer just by building this camp.
My bootstraps are pulled and my collar keeps turning blue no matter what shirt I wear.
I smell like sawdust and existential dread and my bowel movements are all done on company time.
Enjoy my hard working manly machinery made with my soft lady hands.
After all, Hitachi makes products for all genders, so it's time for me to return the favor.
I'll leave a link to the YT video in the comments.