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Of course he won-he's our son

Well I offered and you chose for both Malta and Steelclaw to draw for third place! And who can blame you guys! But lets get on it with the final two. And no I'm not offering a draw this time

• His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right). I like to think he'd go with Barcus in the end.
• We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! And if not us he's going to Derryth

Final results come Monday- I'm out tomorrow

Yeah perhaps in the least surprising results- both Myshka and His Majesty made it easily through to the finals. But before all of that lets do our third place play off with Steelclaw and Malta.

Steelclaw- is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live.

Malta-this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.

Okay between the weather, the eclipse, the fact I'm not working this week. I'm not ashamed to say I was slightly too pickled to make the post yesterday but I'm back with the semis tonight. In our pervious results we saw Malta dominate getting all the votes against Tambourine, Myshka wasn't far behind defeating Barsik 19 to 1, His Majesty also gave it good defeating Grubb. It was a hard won battle fight between Steelclaw and Shadow-Whiskers- with only two votes in it- We will free you somehow Shadow-whiskers!

Onto todays;

• Steelclaw vs His Majesty- the two bladies-Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right).
• Malta vs Myshka- Our two Ms- Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!!

 

Okay- we have our next four going through. You guys decided you want to rescue Shadow-whiskers from the circus, give this hard working detective Malta a home. Finally get His Majesty his milk, and of course Myshka is all our sons and were his MerMer so he's coming home with us.

Going to keep it at all 4 options today (sorry trying to do this before I go back to work) and frankly I'm going just copy my propaganda-since I don't have much to say than what I already did. But feel free too add anything in the comments for me to add over the next few days.

Today we have;

• Steelclaw vs Shadow-whiskers. Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. Or should we be freeing Shadow-Whiskers from the circus, this danger kitty has certainly been through a lot, she was once a wild animal- but then hunters killed her mate and separated her from her cubs. Now we don't know if it was the people at the circus but I always feel guilty about leaving her. She deserves to get her revenge just as much as some of the companions.
• Tambourine vs Malta- Tambourine Zambomba is one of the lazy pair of cats found at the elfsong tavern- who have the gall to ask us to do their job and kill the rats downstairs.  Or Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.
• His Majesty vs Grub- His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right). Okay so Grub does come and is kind of adopted by the camp. This nervous little boy is very close to his owner Yenna- but due to the nature of the game he can sometimes meet an very unfortune end- but what if this orange boy didn't and him and Yenna get a happy ending together (like what happens to Yenna- there's no letter or anything for her in the epilouge- I assume she goes with Halsin but still)
• Myshka vs Barsik  We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! or does the devout Barsik found near Sorcerous Sundries is praising the name of Sharess and can be adopted by Derryth if you want to let him get away from you-but do you really want to let him go

So Yesterday you decided on the first four cats you wanted to see through. And it saw our powerful hunter Steelclaw making it through, our lazy tavern cat Tambourine making it through, any chance to save Grub for you guys and finally the devout Barsik making it four.

Oh and I didn't say it yesterday, Us isn't here because we already adopted that good Kitty.

Todays options are

• Conjured Cat vs Shadow-Whiskers- are you one of the classes with the found familiar spell, don't you wish you could name your familiar and give the them all the hugs and kisses in camp come on! Or should we be freeing Shadow-Whiskers from the circus, this danger kitty has certainly been through a lot, she was once a wild animal- but then hunters killed her mate and separated her from her cubs. Now we don't know if it was the people at the circus but I always feel guilty about leaving her. She deserves to get her revenge just as much as some of the companions.
• Kira vs Malta- Kira is a gossip of a cat that can be found at Sharess' Caress where she will exchange gossip on various members of the brothel in turn for complimenting her beauty. She is also named after the real cat of the designer who designed the cats in the game and based them on her own cat, who sadly died in production- but was added so she could forever roam the streets of Baldur’s Gate (which admittedly as someone who just lost her dog, may have me tearing up). Or Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.
• Nessa vs His Majesty- Yeah guys we really need to get Nessa out of there and away from Yuirgr. Between the enchanted spider meat (she needs to stop eating the damn thing!) and how she talks about their relationship- this murder kitty deserves a new lease of life somewhere. Again another one I always feel guilty about how we leave them. Or His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right)
• Tara vs Myshka- my final choice!!! these are my 1 and 2 and their meeting in the fucking first round!!!!!! Anyway the choice between your son and your possible future Mother in Law. We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! And Tara yes, she will come to camp and stay there in a Gale origin run. When he doesn't have a tent-look at his tent and tell me that cushion isn't there for Tara. Yes it may make sexy times with Gale a little more awkward- but it;s the same for Wyll and Shart in Act 3 too. Tara should be at camp

Yeah I did promise I'd run this one even before the Mpreg one and I had it all ready to go and then I rolled my final pairing in the first round and despair hit me! So her we go now- because the other idea involves so much more prep and I'm not up to that yet.

We're doing four pairs again so here we go;

• Steelclaw vs Zambomba- Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. Zambomba is one of the lazy pair of cats found at the elfsong tavern- who have the gall to ask us to do their job and kill the rats downstairs.
• Cat Wildshape vs Tambourine- look I was stretching it to get to 16. But come on isn't it a DND trope to have a Druid that entirely stays in wildshape the entire campaign can't this cat be for you. And they could defeat the whole game if they really want to. Tambourine Zambomba is one of the lazy pair of cats found at the elfsong tavern- who have the gall to ask us to do their job and kill the rats downstairs.
• Grub vs Cat Minor Illusion- Okay so Grub does come and is kind of adopted by the camp. This nervous little boy is very close to his owner Yenna- but due to the nature of the game he can sometimes meet an very unfortune end- but what if this orange boy didn't and him and Yenna get a happy ending together (like what happens to Yenna- there's no letter or anything for her in the epilouge- I assume she goes with Halsin but still). Or A minor Illusion cat who just gets to run round as a little light character- there's something there a cat who doesn't need to eat or sleep- but will still warn you of danger and allow you to give them love.
• A Gremishka vs Barsik- defiantly a pick for a more martial class tav or Durge over a caster- but look at the ears on this little anti-magic gremlin how could you say no to it. Or does the devout Barsik found near Sorcerous Sundries is praising the name of Sharess and can be adopted by Derryth if you want to let him get away from you-but do you really want to let him go

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Well on Minthara Monday who else could it be? Congratulations to Minthara and Gale and their up coming ball of chaos! Hope it's a girl and watch him Minthara he's going to suggest Tara or Morena as a name option real soon!

Karlach did put up a good fight and has the best voting percentage in the final for any of the losers in the three tournaments I've ran! So she could knock up Gerladus if you like (or lests be honest Wyll).

I did promise to run one for the cats when I'm off work next week so I'll do that. Other than that I do kinda want to run a ship one- I know it was done on tumblr and there was drama-but honestly I think the results would be different here and I want to see what they are. Plus it's an easier one to do propaganda for. but I wouldn't expect that one till September at the earliest!