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Well you voted and decided it was time to say good bye to Z'rell and Abdirak- I really think time spent with the characters is now becoming a factor in voting. And that's goanna continue to make it hard.

today we have;

1. Keane vs Roah- The guild vs the Zent. Both are cool and collected. Both are okay with dealing with the less moral side of things. Do you want the shortie with the bardic inspirations. Or the with the 40 knifes in her inventory do you want the guild master herself. You make this choice in game can you make it now?
2. Rolan vs Barcus- I said it was getting hard. Do we want our grumpy wizard and future tower owner and all round sweetheart Rolan. Or do we want help our favourite gnome mend his broken heart and show him once and for all he is enough. Shoutout to u/AstraHannah who made these insanely good slides for Barcus Propaganda

If you want to provide any propaganda for anyone else left. Please Drop it in the comments, were talking these slides, art, screenshots (just give me artist credits please). Tomorrow will be Jaheria, Nocturne, Rugan and Voss

So yesterday lead to you choosing the old men, Voss and Zevlor. You sided with Shar allowing Nocturne to go through and would rather see Queen Lucretious than Vicona again.

This is where I note that every single Teifling from round 1 is still in the game- truly the sexiest race in game.

So as I said we're going down to 2 pairings and I'm including propaganda (fanart, screenshots etc) now. If you want to add any feel free to drop it in the comments (with artist credits please). (Tomorrow will be the bottom 2 pairings so please if it's Rolan, Barcus, Keane or Roah drop today).

Anyway today we have

• Z'rell vs Alfira- Second in command and Ketheric's right hand. This half orc baddie already has 17 husbands can you be no. 18? Or Our would be companion Bard, can we continue to make beautiful music together or will it all end in tragedy?
• Rapheal vs Abdirak- Do you want to know this devil a little too well? Do you really want to test if Haarlep was a lair? Or do you really just want his fantastic house? Or are you looking for something with a little more pain? Do whips and chains excite you? then praise Loviatar

Okay some ways it was rather obvious yesterday- Juicy Jaheria made it through to the round handily. Dammon manged to hammer himself into your hearts. And though Nym put up a good fight you just couldn't deny our teifling Queen Lakrissa.

And then there was Rugan vs Gortash- in a tough closely fraught battle which ended in .........a draw. Rugan had the top comment and will contiue on. You guys really want that drink!

But here I have to note that a lot of people voting Gortash were downvoted and the same thing happened with Kar'niss. Guys I'm counting these votes-with the expectation of draws up votes don't matter. Please don't downvote people if you disagree with.

Right onto a bit of house keeping-Tomorrow for round 3 I will be going down to two pairings a day. And I will be including, some propaganda for each pairing. So give me your fanart (with credits please), screenshots, etc to include in the comments.

Anyway housekeeping done today we have;

1. Nocturne vs Isobel- Sharran vs Seulinite. We might be causing Shadowheart's brain to explode here. But are you choosing to bring into the light her forgotten friend. Or is it enemies to lovers with the Seulinte cleric.
2. Voss vs Leon- Our two draws of round 1! Does Voss sad old man eyes make you want to steal the Orphic Hammer in the hopes of bring a smile to his face. Or do you just want to do everything to help Leon succeed in saving his daughter and saving him from Cazador.
3. Viconia vs Lucretius- Can we still fix Viconia or has she gone too far into the dark and is pulling you with her. Do you just want to bow down and call her Mother Superior. Or is Lucretius actually Mother! and has this necromancer quite literally got your heart!
4. Blurg vs Zevlor- Which old man do you want? One with a thirst for knowledge and willing to brave it out of his confront zone in order to do the right thing. Or a man who really really tried and it was just too much for one man to bare and he doesn't this sad old man just need a cuddle

Art by itsanambush

Shocked Ive actually stuck to something this long

Yes praise Loviatar because Abdirak made it through. So did nine fingers Keane (setting up a Guild Vs Zent pairing next round with Roah). Alfira contiues to make music as Araj falls to the side. And finally Omeluum put up a good fight but Rolan was just too powerful in the end. (pie charts at the end again)

Today;

1. Helsik vs Jaheira- this warlock with a flair for gold and the eyeshadow to match. Doesn't have much in the way of morals but she makes up with coin and that. Or do you still want that cougar half elf Jaheira? Does her calling you cub give you strange feelings? Are you ready to be the step parent to her (multiple adult) children?
2. Rugan vs Gortash- In round 1 Rugan was the only person who got 100% of the vote share , can he repeat that? Or are you tired of him standing you up at the elfsong. Or do you still really really wish Durgetash was real and therefore have to go for this greaseball.
3. Nym vs Lakrissa- This drow proustite does seem to harbour a secret sweet side. Do you want her or do you want to vote for the last drow in the comp. Or is Lakrissa your girl, doesn't ability to keep that postive spirit up amaze you. Don't you want to spoil her.
4. Dammon vs Spaw. Could Dammon fix you. Can you mend his? Does his ability to land on top in Baldur's gate entice you? Or Do you chose the mushroom. He's very excited your coming? (again vote for the character not the actor)

Yesterday you guys decided that you didn't need Hope but really wanted a muscle mummy, you'd rather a devil than monster hunter, sometimes it's possible to be too small and the fear of spiders won out. With Z'rell, Raphael, Roah and Barcus all making it through. (I attached the Pie charts for the voter break down if it interests you).

today:

1. Alfira vs Araj- in the women in the arts vs the women in stem. Do you see yourself making music Alfira. Or are you doing highly questionable experiments with Araj.
2. Abdirak vs He Who Was. The one who sees pain as a form of prayer or the one who see pain as a form of punishment. Which crazy white boy is for you.
3. Kagha vs Keane- Which one can you bring to the side or good. The druid who tried to build a wall-or the leader of the biggest gang in the city (mafia romance troupes..)
4. Omeluum vs Rolan- the veggie mindflayer vs the promising wizard. Do you wish to understand Omelumm on a deeper level. Are you dreaming of it's tentcales? Or do you want to make that grumpy wizard pine? And give his siblings something to bully him about?

And we're into round two! Isobel (setting up a Shar vs Selune match for Shadowheart's heart with Nocturne), Leon (a second draw-again I went with the top comment), Viconia (we can still fix you girl) and Blurg (rip Wither's big naturals) went through to the second round.

I thought since some of you guys might be interested in vote break downs so their in the back in case your you want to take a look.

Anyway onto the four new pairing today;

1. Hope vs Z'rell- Don't you just want the best girl, and embodiment of her name, even if she is a bit mad. Or this muscle mummy and probably the most evil girl left in the competition with Z'rell.
2. Grandel vs Raphael- This Dad searching for his girls, a decent man who sticks to his word and doesn't even kick up a fuss when we lie to him in act 1 vs The Devil you love to hate, hopefully you can get him to perform better in the bedroom
3. Dolly Dolly Dolly vs Roah our two shortest left! Do you want the foul mouthed tiny Dolly, or the cool nonchalant Roah. Or do you want a faye or a Zent
4. Barcus Vs Kar'niss Do you want to help Barcus learn he deserves far far more than what Wulbern ever gave him. Help this extremely loyal man mend his heart. Or do you want to help Kar'niss heal form all the various traumas the multiple gods have put on him.

Okay so yesterday we had our first draw between Voss and Volo with them both getting 39 votes each. I opted to go with Voss since the top most upvoted comment (and 3 out of the following 4) chose him. Are we Okay with this going forward or should I do something else going forward.

Nocturne, Lucretious and Zevlor also made it through.

A moment of silence for those characters who received less votes that Wulbern;

• Lorroakan
• Ulder Ravengard
• Counsellor Florrick
• Elminster
• Valeria
• Sarevok
• Ulma
• Mayrinna
• Haarleep
• Vlaakith

On to today and our final 4 pairings

1. Isobel vs Dalyria- This undead cleric of Selune don't you want to stop all her tears with kisses-if only just to stop her make up running. Vs This undead former Doctor who's desperate to find a way to live again by any means necessary, don't you want to help her in this situation.
2. Dror Ragzlin vs Leon- One of the three leaders of the Goblins in act 1 Dorr certainly doesn't lead much to the imagination in his outfit choices. Don't you want a Barb like that in bed. Vs Leon- desperate undead Dad who will do anything to save his daughter and get her away from Cazador, don't you want to help him. And Smite Cazador even more.
3. Vicona vs Mystra- former BG2 love interest, you already put the other one through so don't you want to help bring her out of the dark again. And show her loves and kisses. Or do you wish to be chosen by the mother of magic, just ignore what happened to her last chosen right?
4. Withers vs Blurg- I know you all want to suck on those big naturals. Or is our smart Hobgoblin with a passion for learning for you-can you see your self running away with him.

Oh heads up my plan is to continue with 4 pairings a day for the next round and then go down to 2 a day for the next two rounds and then 1 a day after that.

Yesterday you guys were scared to go full hag, decided Cazador's purr was one step too far, it was too soon for Mayrinna and Haarlep will just have to cope.

Today we have;

1. Nocturne vs Vaalkith- Shadowheart's girl Friday, and possible former bosom pal, don't you want to bring her out of the dark and into the light vs the undying lich queen herself, do you want to make her wish she was alive again.
2. Volo vs Voss- Immortal wizard and author sometimes brain surgeon Volo, could be very peggable if you as me. Or the forever loyal voice-epitome of the one who waited do you want to make him wait for you.
3. Lucretius vs Korilla- Queen of the circus and necromancer to boot- don't you want to rescurit her love life. Vs one bad sister but an ever loyal to those she deems worthy, do you want to worthy in her eyes.
4. Zevlour vs Wulbern- Tired former paladin just trying to do his best don't you want to make this very sad Dad. Can't you see turning it around for him- Or Do you want to Fuck Wulbern Bongle

Right it was a day of first yesterday. First pairing in which one side got zero votes Rugan vs Sarevok. And one pairing which was only separated by a single vote Spaw vs Geraldus. And you guys chose the Mushrooms! So thats Helsik, Rugan, Lakrissa and Spaw continuing on. Today we have;

1. Jaeheria vs Mayrinna. Its mother on mother action her. Will our cougar companion take you heart and then some whilst dealing with her unruly hord of children. Or are you going to help Mayrinna in getting over Connor and being a parent to baby Connor!

2. Gortash vs Cazador. Is the Tyrant whose too busy for kisses for you, do you really want to make durgetash truly canon. Then I have a (greasy) man for you. Or do you want that vampire daddy, do you really want to piss off Astarion. Do you not mind the lack of nose holes, cause you might just want Cazador.

3. Ethel vs Nym- dont let her insults fool ya, Ethel canonically regrets not jumping your bones in the epilogue. So do you want to get down with her. Vs Nym the second of the Drow twins, suprising kind a gentle with her clients could probably provide you with a nice conversation at least (check out if Astarion goes alone with her for more).

4. Dammon vs Haarlep. Our blacksmith and repairer of Karlach's heart. All round decent guy trying to make it work for him in a world against his kind. Don't you want help hammer his ores (please vote for the charcter and ignore voice actor). Or Haarlep, the catty gossip and Raphael's personal toy. Litterally made for sex and more than happy to provide. But cant you see yourself gossiping with a glass of red wine about the goings on of the house of Hope.

The format changes are due to me being away from my computer-back to normal tomorrow

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So this sub is perhaps more cowardly than I thought as we said goodbye to the murder queen herself Orin. But at the same time you still really want to get down with a crazy elf with Araj, He Who Was and Kagha all making it through. Along with our favourite mindflayer Omeluum.

Today we've got;

1. Sazza vs Helsik- another battle of the shorties. This time is our favourite imprisoned goblin and achievement in game vs mistress of coin herself and act 3 trad Helsik can she open a portal to your heart.

2. Rugan vs Sarevok can this zent daddy in need stir your heart. Do you wish he still met you at the elfsonf for that drink. Vs incest Grandpa and Bhaalchild-okay full disclourse I have played the other games if someone want to add proganda for him based them please post it in the comments!

3. Larkrissa vs Ulma don't you just want to treat this Teifling queen right, make it so she doesn't have to work in the elfsong anymore. She's already flirting with you in game. Vs this Grandma who out for vengeance, but what if you could give her so much more.

4. Harper Geraldus vs Sovereign Spaw come on we all want to peg the sad Harper right. And then pepper his face with kisses and tell him he is enough vs thie very definition of a hear me out and leader of his people Spaw! Dont tell me you've never thought about doing it with a mushroom

In perhaps the most unsurprising results it was a complete landside in votes yesterday with Alfira, Abdirak, Keane and Rolan all getting over 40 votes each. On the Losers only Florrick managed more than 5 votes. And Ulder and Elminster both got less votes than Valeria. Anyway on to today;

1. Derryth vs Araj- Can you finally treat Derryth right and help her get past her pervious abusive relationship and give this dwarf mummy the love she needs. Or does Araj's voice just do it for her and are you wanting to be her willing subject for all her blood experiments.
2. Orpheus vs He Who Was. Do you want to free the Prince of the Gith and be richly rewarded for it. Be by his right hand in the upcoming rebellion of the Gith. Or do you wan to punish the wicked alongside this crazy sexy elf.

3.Kagha vs Orin. Which kid killer do you want lol! Or have you cast aside the shadow durids from the grove and want to help Kagha with rebilhetation (and maybe get her a new hair cut) in all the ways that means. Or do you want to get laid in the sewers and absolutely 100% be killed by Orin afterwards. (I'm sorry I get that she's hot but she's goanna kill you afterwards)

4. Dribbles the Clown vs Omeluum. Are you into bad puns, crude jokes and have always had a thing for a clown. Then do I have a Homicidal Maniac for you! Or would you prefer to get down with our favourite vegetarian Mindflayer. I'm sure you will both find it illuminating.

Edit- It's day 4-guys I'm copying the titles lol

Big Landside votes for all four pairings yesterday-since most of you didn't want to break up the moon Lesbians. Raphael still interests you despite Haarlep's comments. Dolly x3 had you wanting to discover you're kinky side. And Lorroakan got a grand total of 3 votes against Barcus (for refence the next lowest no. votes is Gut at 12) will this be beaten?

Today's pairings are as follows

1. Alfira vs Counsellor Florrick Our would be should of been bard companion and all around absolute sweetheart/ tragic victim of the game vs Florrick hard worker and advisor to the grand duke himself, and may I say the most fashionable lady in the game.
2. Elminster Vs Abdirak- Okay this is where my lack of knowledge of DND stuff comes out-but based on the game alone, he's been the lover of a Goddess and has a room in a brothel named after him-that's got to count for something, so vote Gale's Granddad. Or are whips and chains more your thing do you wish to praise the goddess of pain all night long then Abdirak is for you.
3. Valeria vs Nine Fingers Keane- Will this celestial flying Elephant win your heart with her choice drink and attuite to work win your heart. Or is the head of the guild be for you, she might be a bad girl but she does care about her city- is there a secret heart of gold there.
4. Rolan vs Ulder Ravengard- Wizard in training, fiercely loving of his siblings and absolute brat Rolan. Do you want to move into his tower post game. Vs Daddy Ravengard himself, reoccurring quest item and grand duke of the city, can you see yourself getting down with him or are you too angry for how he treated Wyll