u/Torbaydos_Sun

It seemingly took forever, but my wranglers eventually trained a chicken!!!

I was so deeply impressed by the thought of hunter/ killer super roosters that I'd plowed hours upon hours into getting ideas into the tiny minds of my vast horde of chooks.

You can imagine then my disappointment when I found that a trained chicken can be ordered to do precisely fuck all, save to pointlessly follow around some poor human from your settlement as a kind of boring pokemon companion.

My question is thus, am I wasting my time here? Or is there a point to chicken training?

32 Raiders this night, wasted souls. The last sound they hear the knock of a steel bolt dropping into a crossbow channel followed by a whistling doom

A question for some of the more experienced among you assembled Lords and such.

Fair Hamon is built like a clay brick outhouse, is the foremost miner of my community and bearing no injuries or scars of battle past. And yet, in this his twenty ninth year, he has been stricken with a bedevilment most vexing. Even our most learned of leech bearers cannot fathom it's cause.

Randomly stout Hamon will pass out, leaving this conscious world for the realm of the fae, his muscular form felled like a tree for hours on end. He is beset by this several times a day, leaving him bedraggled and, somewhat confusingly, almost always tired.

Have any of you nobility a remedy for this most vexing of quandaries?