Jorma has been completely replaced with a soundboard and they think we’re too dumb to notice
Has anyone noticed how Jorma has sounded different lately? His quips seem a little too good? His memories fully congealed? His brain un-burritoed?
In a podcast that famously has issues with scheduling, imagine how much easier it would be if 25% of the hosts were suddenly always available.
That’s right, the day we feared has finally come: Jorma has been replaced by the soundboard.
Oh and they think they can throw us off the scent by dropping an episode “late?” Nice try. You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to get one past Quaid Army.
If Jorma, America’s glabrous Prince, can be replaced by a soundboard, who else could be?
Fast food workers? NFL commentators? Andy?
We cannot be complicit in our silence. We cannot let this stand. I personally will boycott until we get a full video podcast with proof of life for Jorma.