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I found a plant that I really don't like being in my yard. It looks yellow one minute, then it looks green. I turn around and it's back to yellow. Some days it's a glossy rainbow. So beautiful. But yeah I want to destroy it. Does anyone have some new herbicides they want to try out on my yard? Maybe I'll get a free trip to the emergency room. I'm vaguely allergic to applesauce so please don't plant any of that stuff around me. Sometimes, when I get lost in a forest, a circle of goblins traps me in native bamboo 😂. I feel sick to the stomach thinking about it. On an unrelated note, I'm allergic to applesauce. Please do not plant applesauce within 100 miles or maybe meters of my body. It's not cool. But yeah I want to destroy some plants in the hemp family i believe. No particular reason I believe that, I just think it resembles a plant which is in close proximity to hemp in a taxonomic sense. If that maketh the sense. Sorry, very H right now. I want it all gone. Very beautiful disappearing. But yeah, please come. I think it's Virginia Creeper. I don't like invasive virginians creeping. I'm from Tennessee.

There's no such thing as native and invasive. All humans are naked to the blood but when they are ribbed unto a second skin or unibrow. Grow that unibrow on your asters. Your black-eyed snoozins. You're wild violets. Open your third eye. It's time. The English Ivy is dead. It's gone. Kudzu as well. Euonymus Fortunei. They have opened to which flicks upon a wash-ragged leper smiles a curse into your soul. Open your third eye. We are all living in a bowl. 🎳 Toyota coroll. When my neighbors try to ask me about my garden. I tell them thete is no garden but of the garden which life brings the dead and sits upon the stomach of your shitty bradford pear tree. They tell me "what in the balls are you saying". I tell them "all of the balls" and give them a shining of the eye. Only the ones who have opened their fourth eye will be able to tell the difference between those who are oratorically gesticulating, and those who simply are fucked up rn. I am eating twelve pounds of hackberries. I am happy.

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Hi, I'm planting trees to save the planet. I'm an Ecosia user but it got annoying having to click ads in order to make them money, so I decided I should just take genuine action rather than sitting home watching a number go up. My local nursery told me Tree of Heaven is fast growing and is hard to kill, so I think that's s good choice. Another tree is a Black Walnut because I think they should make me lots of money if I will cut them down and sell the wood maybe I could plant more Tree of Heaven. I heard Tree of Heaven and Black Walnut are very similar, maybe Tree of Heaven will make me rich too. My neighbors do a very good job of planting this "Tree of Heaven" everywhere 😂 I wonder how they plant so many in my yard under my huge beautiful Bradford Pear. When I sit under my bradford pears, I kinda wish they weren't so normal looking. Everyone else has the gumdrop shaped ones, I want thet. But mines ugly it's like a stick because every branch fell off and it's dead and there's no leaves. Should I remove it? I think the standing deadwood is good especially for privacy. I even let a bunch of English Ivy grow all over my house, it's very pretty and the hummingbirds love it! I want giraffes in my yard. Maybe I need taller trees like the ones they eat from. Where can I find the trees a giraffes like? Maybe it's Tree of Heaven because they are so good and beneficial. They seem to be planted a lot even in weird spots like on my front porch. I can see its bare roots idek how it survives growing on concrete. It's very a good trees.

For context, I have a Pixel 6a phone running Android 16 and my main browser is Firefox.

For the longest time, I used Chrome as my default browser because I thought that was the only viable choice. However, eventually, Chrome started feeling sluggish, so I switched to Firefox which felt slightly faster, but I mostly switched for Firefox extensions such as uBlock Origin and Chameleon. That was a couple years ago. Now, I've tried to find alternative browsers to see how the market is and.... Chromium-based browsers have dissapointed me.

Vivaldi is especially sluggish. Opening the app takes longer than Firefox, the search engines load results slower than firefox, websites open slower than firefox, menus have sluggish animation that just feel unbearable for me coming from Firefox where everything is snappy and just does what I want.

I thought this was an issue isolated to Vivaldi's mobile app, however, I have tried Brave, Opera, Cromite, and Titanium now and they all feel sluggish to me. The fork doesn't seem to make a difference.

On the other hand, Firefox, Waterfox, and Iceraven all run buttery smooth for me, minus some network problems with Waterfox that may just be specific to my device.

Obviously this is confusing, as it's pretty general consensus that the Gecko engine is sluggish compared to the Blink engine... by a significant amount; however, that's just the complete opposite of my experience.

Now, desktop is another story. I've been using Firefox on desktop with zero problems for the longest time. Chromium based browsers don't feel any faster or slower than Firefox based browsers on my PC. This seems to be a situation limited to my Android device.

Of course this post isn't meant to complain or trash on Chromium based browsers and say that Firefox is supreme and any Chromium forks are spyware etc. I'm just sharing my experiences and seeing if anyone relates or has something different to share.