Tom Morris the most insufferable boundary rider of all time. I'd even prefer Dipper
Feck me that Tom Morris as boundary rider is insufferable. He spends half the game time turning it into footy classified and trade rumours while the commentators are supposed to be describing the game.
Boundary rider should describe injury from the bench, maybe what subs are happening or the weather. That's it. Not which club is hunting which player and how much they might cost in the open market while actual play is unfolding...