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From MAD magazine #53, E C Publications, March 1960

Here is another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 courtesy of Stalag 13.

Yet another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 for your enjoyment brought to you by Stalag 13. ( I had to CENSOR some of the artwork which is 60 YEARS OLD just to please Reddit in order to share this hilarious story with you guys.) I know that you guys enjoy these stories because you understand that it's just a TV show and NOT to be taken seriously, but I will STILL have to censor them before I post them from now on because all I'm trying to do is bring you some laughs and enjoyment.

Christopher Colt (played by Wayde Preston) was an undercover agent for the United States government posing as a traveling salesman for the Colt firearms company. This allowed him to trackdown and capture infamous outlaws without suspicion. During the final season, Preston left the series and was replaced by Donald May as Sam Colt, Jr. another government agent.

Colt .45 aired on the ABC television network for three years from 1957 until 1960.

From TV and Movie Western magazine, Monarch publishing, December 1958

Sing along with Lee Marvin to "Wanderin' Star" from the 1969 Paramount Pictures film "Paint Your Wagon."

I was born under a wandrin' star,
I was born under a wandrin' star.

Wheels are made for rollin'
mules are made to pack.
I've never seen a sight that didn't look better looking back.
I was born under a wandrin' star.

Mud can make you prisoner, and the plains can bake you dry.
Snow can burn your eyes, but only people make you cry.
Home is made for comin' from, for dreams of goin' to,
which with any luck will never come true.

I was born under a wandrin' star,
I was born under a wandrin' star.

Do I know where hell is? Hell is in hello.
Heaven is goodbye forever, it's time for me to go.
I was born under a wandrin' star, a wandrin' wandrin' star.

Mud can make you prisoner, and the plains can bake you dry.
Snow can burn your eyes, but only people make you cry.
Home is made for comin' from, for dreams of goin' to,
which with any luck will never come true.

I was born under a wandrin' star,
I was born under a wandrin' star.

When I get to heaven tie me to a tree,
or I'll begin to roam and soon you know where I will be.

I was born under a wandrin' star
A wandrin' wandrin' star.

Here is another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 for everyone to enjoy courtesy of Stalag 13.

Klink : "Hogan, its an American bomb. Disarm it immediately!"

Hogan : "I'm sorry Colonel, but that is against the rules of the Geneva Conventions."

Schultz : " I see NOTHING!"

HH fans leave your best captions in the comment section below.

From MAD Magazine #133, March 1970

Here is another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from July of 1967 for your enjoyment. Courtesy of Stalag 13.

In celebration of the 61ST anniversary of Hogan's Heroes, Stalag 13 presents a never before seen, "Lost Episode" from July of 1967.

Here is a special gift for all of you Bonanza fans. An 8" by 10" color facsimile autographed photo of the cast from the first season of Bonanza.

1. Load some photo paper into your printer

2. Download this photo and print

3. Throw it into a picture frame

4. Hang it above your fireplace for a little Ponderosa in your own home!

"Walter ain't been this excited since he was a puppy!"

This comic book story from 1966 claims that the other three Cartwrights are better shooters than Little Joe! 😲 Do you agree? Which Cartwright do YOU believe is the best shot out of all three? 🤔

From the 1954 20TH Century Fox film "River Of No Return" co-starring Robert Mitchum.