I know i have lactose intolerance to some degree but it's usually fine. I can take them without any trouble but, just occasionally, it goes wrong. I'm just pissed bc now i need to throw my favorite drink away. I was so excited for it tho 😩
Except that doomscrolling has more fun and turning off your phone to "start" is the hardest part.
I got prescribed it for anal fissure and i think it treated that bc i hardly bleed when i poop now but it also made my poop kinda...diarrhea-ish? Not that watery but definitely softer than normal and i don't feel very good after i poop. Idk my asshole hurts, stomach is uncomfortable (i would say the feeling is similar to when you're about to have diarrhea), i feel exhausted like my soul left my body along with poop.
I took MRE 6 hours ago, and I'm evacuating my colon right now. I just don't know how to handle this. I shit like i'm a launching rocket or smth and that leaves everything meesy like some of them splash on the toilet and that nasty brown water all over my ass, I tried my best to clean all that up but it's fucking exhausting only for once. And i need to do this again and again like is this... is this like this for everyone??
I occasionally ate them when i was in remission. It was surprisingly fine for me and I'm dying to eat them right now but i'm on my hospital bed waiting for colonoscopy...
Not to say other conditions are better or worse but, with all my heart, i wish it was somewhere else. Somewhere doesn't involve my own shit. Like it's just embarrassing. What do i even say? "Guys, my asshole hurts...💔" "yall i can't stop farting!" It doesn't even sound serious. I need to take a day off... cuz i pooped too mich blood? 😭 and now i need to describe every detail about my poop to my doctor? i fucking hate everything about this.