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new song i wrote this morning .... I hope you laugh....
Title: Don’t Chew Da Raisins[Upbeat, ridiculous children’s song / pirate-shanty energy][Intro – spoken like a shady park ranger]
Y’all see that koala up in the palm tree?
Cute little fella, right?
Word of warning… [Chorus]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from the sky!
That ain’t no snack, bro, that’s a dirty surprise,
If you chew them raisins you gon’ cry![Verse 1]
Koala chillin’ way up high,
Got a cheeky little twinkle in his eye,
He see you misbehavin’ down below,
He squeezes tight and lets the raisins go! Plink! Plink! Plink! They tumble through the leaves,
Lookin’ like chocolate, smellin’ like… “oh please”
Better run for cover, better find another tree,
‘Cause them raisins come with extra protein, G![Chorus]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from the sky!
That ain’t no snack, bro, that’s a dirty surprise,
If you chew them raisins you gon’ die… inside![Verse 2]
Momma said “Gather your raisins in another place,”
Not under the palm tree with that smirking face!
One in your hand, two in your mouth,
Next thing you know you’re heading south… (to the toilet)Ewwwwwww! Spit it out! Spit it out quick!
That ain’t a raisin, that’s a koala’s… gift!
Better wash your tongue with soap and shame,
While the koala laughs and does it again![Bridge – half-sung, half-laughing]
He drops ‘em like bombs, he don’t even care,
Calls it “natural fertilizer” from way up there
But we all know the truth, we ain’t that dumb…
That’s koala chocolate and it ain’t for your tongue![Final Chorus – big and stupid]
So don’t eat the raisins! (Please don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins, no matter how fly!
If a koala’s grinning and looking your way…
Run, fool, run — and live another day![Outro – fading]
Don’t… chew… da… raisins…
Ewwwwwww…
Save yourself…
plink… plink… plink…
Playful, bouncy folk / comedic acoustic energy][Intro – spoken, cheeky]
You know that sweet Canadian girl?
Yeah… the one who used to climb way up in the chat room trees…
Watch out.[Verse 1]
She’d sit up high in that imaginary tree,
Koala grin as sweet as can be,
If you were acting foolish or talking too wild,
She’d take aim and drop her raisins with a smile! Plink… plink… plink… down they’d fall,
Looking so innocent, like chocolate and all,
But word of warning from this old mouse,
Those ain’t no raisins from no grocery house![Chorus]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from above!
That ain’t no snack, my friend, that’s love… tough love!
If you chew them raisins you gon’ need the Lord above![Verse 2]
She’d type real sweet, all innocent and kind,
Then whoosh — raisin rain for the naughty mind,
I’d be laughing so hard I couldn’t even type,
While she sat there giggling, proud of her strike! Ewwwwwww! Spit it out quick!
That ain’t a raisin, that’s a Koala trick!
Better gather your raisins in another place,
‘Cause Pam’s special raisins bring you shame and disgrace![Bridge – half-sung, laughing]
Years later we’re married, still holding hands,
But I still check the sky when she makes her plans,
‘Cause somewhere deep down that Koala still lives,
Ready to drop wisdom… in the form of raisins.[Final Chorus – big and silly]
So don’t eat the raisins! (Please don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins my Koala throws!
I love you baby, heaven only knows,
But if you misbehave… here come the raisins, those![Outro – fading, warm & teasing]
Don’t chew da raisins… ewwwwww…
My sweet little Koala…
I love you anyway…
plink… plink… plink…
Y’all see that koala up in the palm tree?
Cute little fella, right?
Word of warning…[Verse 1]
Koala chillin’ way up high,
Got a cheeky little twinkle in his eye,
He see you misbehavin’ down below,
He squeezes tight and lets the raisins go! Plink! Plink! Plink! They tumble through the leaves,
Lookin’ like chocolate, smellin’ like “oh please”…[Chorus]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from the sky!
That ain’t no snack, bro, that’s a dirty surprise,
If you chew them raisins you gon’ cry![Verse 2]
Momma said “Gather your raisins in another place,”
Not under the palm tree with that smirking face!
Ewwwwwww! Spit it out! Spit it out quick!
That ain’t a raisin, that’s a koala’s gift!
She’d sit up high in that imaginary tree,
Koala grin as sweet as can be,
If you were acting foolish or talking too wild,
She’d take aim and drop her raisins with a smile! Plink… plink… plink… down they’d fall,
I’d be laughing so hard I couldn’t even type…[Chorus – Personal]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from above!
That ain’t no snack, my friend, that’s love… tough love!
If you chew them raisins you gon’ need the Lord above![Verse 4]
Years later we’re married, still holding hands,
But I still check the sky when she makes her plans,
‘Cause somewhere deep down that Koala still lives,
Ready to drop wisdom… in the form of raisins.[Final Chorus – Big & Loving]
So don’t eat the raisins! (Please don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins my Koala throws!
I love you baby, heaven only knows,
But if you misbehave… here come the raisins, those![Outro – soft & teasing]
Don’t chew da raisins… ewwwwww…
My sweet little Koala…
I love you anyway…
plink… plink… plink…
Final Chorus – Big & Silly]
Don’t eat the raisins! (Don’t chew da raisins!)
Don’t eat the raisins falling from the sky!
That ain’t no snack, bro, that’s a dirty surprise,
If you chew them raisins you gon’ cry![Outro – fading, playful]
Don’t chew da raisins… ewwwwww…
My sweet little Koala…
I love you anyway…
plink… plink… plink…
Don’t chew da raisins!
u/Tupaws — 3 months ago