u/United_Horse9847

I don’t want just one of your thumbs. Maybe the whole fist will do.

No, I’m not posting my nudes. They’re only for Sketch and Jynxi.

I’m bout’ to queef, licking the butt of Chris Redfield. I like dem cheeks.

If you see me out in Arkansas, I might say hi. But if we both hook up on Discord, I’m a savage guy.

How bout’ we go out to Wendy’s and start talkin’ about life? Come long ways since Dollar General where my card declined.

Yeah, a lot of white girls always watch my streams. One time, I think I caught Aquwa_VT gooning to me.

Sometimes, I get so mad I take it out on Ted or Timmy. I just wanna kill Joaquin and eat Beef Ramen in peace.

(With a side of dookie)

Next day, I hopped on Fall Guys. Someone typed, “It’s your fault you got hit hard and dropped off.”

Only thing dropping’s my drawls.

Watch them go Plap Plap Plap Plap. I don’t care if I get banned.

I’ll go to that guy’s house, and drop a deuce in his hand.

I sucked down twenty hot dogs, I’m not a stranger to food. When I jump, chat says they’re scared. Yeah, man. I’m more scared than you.

I’m not a 1x1 brick. My tombstone’s gonna be one. Can I go to food heaven to see the Steakhouse I love?