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Scathing Review: I, Zombie

A Catastrophic Failure

‘I, Zombie’ is not just a bad game; it's the abomination results delivered from a development team that decides that bare minimum is too much effort. The game features a whopping one zombie icon amongst busty alien/animal(?) women and generic icons so boring one could state with confidence that any sort of creativity was absent during the making of this slot game.

Every wild trigger unleashes a slow, joyless animation of a woman flailing her arms like she's just discovered she has them. This is inescapable, even in turbo mode. It’s annoying right off the bat, insufferable after a few minutes— no exaggeration.

BonusBlitz's Cruel Joke

Giving 100 free spins of this trash as a welcome gift? That's not a bonus, that's a warning sign that you're about to waste your time and money. I can assure you that’s all that will happen upon playing this slot machine. Not impressed. Zero stars. That’s all.

u/Username9888999 — 7 days ago