Image 1 — Came home from vacation, found my European River Birch snapped at its center and tallest point from a storm last night. These things grow weird. Any suggestions on how I could save it and/or straighten it out? Thanks in advance.
Image 2 — Came home from vacation, found my European River Birch snapped at its center and tallest point from a storm last night. These things grow weird. Any suggestions on how I could save it and/or straighten it out? Thanks in advance.

Came home from vacation, found my European River Birch snapped at its center and tallest point from a storm last night. These things grow weird. Any suggestions on how I could save it and/or straighten it out? Thanks in advance.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 16 hours ago

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to make the ultimate Shitpost. It's not tragic to get banned doing what you love.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 5 days ago

Fuck it. Hey, no, hey Jack. I'm ready now...my Karma is ready now. I'm ready to Shitpost. Let's go now.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 10 days ago

Your great-great-great-great grandmother, fucked an Upvoter, and she had a half Upvoter kid... You're part Shitposter.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 18 days ago

I'm gonna go Shitpost right now. You don't Shitpost, do you? What are you one of those Mod freaks, huh? Go downvote yourself.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 24 days ago

You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to Shitpost here. We had to beat em' off with a stick.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 25 days ago

I'd say you're in the Shitpost business, except the upvotes are moving in the wrong direction.

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 26 days ago

You gotta learn, Vince. You come out here, you got no Karma, you got no Flair. You got no Upvotes and you got no Shitposts. You think everyone and the Mods are gonna take care of you! That's what you always think, but this time you're wrong. This time you're on your own!

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 27 days ago

Where WERE you Henry, we were worried sick! A married man doesn't stay up all night shitposting like this!

u/UtahGetMeTWO- — 1 month ago