I read the Wikipedia entry for Phenomenal Conservatism and was relieved to find out that I am right about everything.
Also it seems to me like everyone is morally obliged to give me $100. Therefore you all must give me $100.
That would make it more entertaining. We could also have philosophical weight classes like MMA to make it more fun.
It would be very efficient and also anti-racist because Esperanto, unlike English, was not spoken in Nazi Germany.
I did all the easy problems of consciousness, so I tried the hard problem. But I think that was too big a jump. Where can I find the medium problems of consciousness to work on before I do the hard one?
I am a Platonic object and I am struggling to make friends. People keep telling me that I'm not part of their ontology and refuse to interact with me.