u/Vortex352

???: Hello? Anyone there?

Brenda: C'mon Jacob, you've dealt with injuries like this plenty of times.

Jacob: Yeah well it's still painful as hell to deal with and be treated.

Jacob: In my defense, you guys had to be in the garden when it happened to understand. I actually did y'all a favor with this.

Brenda (the tall one): That's why I said we should've used the GPS.

Jacob (the short one): And I said that the GPS was fucking broken.