Clue For You
'At the end of this game, there'll be a prize.'
The handwriting was clearly my wife's.
The post it note, green in colour, had been left on the small table in the hallway where we keep our keys and mail. I'd just come home from work, but fuck it, I was totally up for a game of adult hide and seek, or, whatever this was.
I flipped over the note to read the first clue;
'Let's make it easy, this is your first clue, the next note to find, is with your favourite blue.'
Hmm...She must mean my favourite blue hoodie I wear on my walks.
It was always hung in the same place. I searched the pockets and swiftly found the next clue, green;
'Lets make this one hard, as that one was easy, the next clue to find, is located in something cheesey.'
Okay...That's not hard at all.
I opened the fridge and...nothing. Well, nothing but food.
I stood with the fridge door open and a confused look upon my face.
Huh...
Then I noticed my walking shoes by the back door.
Ooh...Ha! Cheesey feet. Cheeky.
I smiled and closed the fridge. The note in my shoe was yellow;
'I know where these have been, last night you were out 'til three, The next clue to find, is upstairs with me.'
My smile disappeared.
My mind began to race, my legs began to pace. My head was sweating and my heart was thumping.
The note said she was upstairs...
At the very top step, I found another post it note, yellow;
'What you're about to see, may be quite a shock, come into our bedroom, there's no need to knock...'
My heart was pounding uncontrollably.
I slowly pushed the door open with a long and drawn out squeak, and on our bed, there she laid; bloodsoaked sheets and a nice sharp blade.
At the end of the bed, written on both sides, a post it note, red;
'I thought you might enjoy this, seeming as you like childish games, I followed you last night, and watched with a shameful gaze.
You said that you go walking, that it helps to clear your head, when really you're just a cheating man, and I know where you've been instead.
After a lot of thinking, I came up with this plan, a way to scare you shitless, and make you half a man.'
She then sat up straight from the fake blood scene, and held the knife between my legs.
"I've got you now you bastard, there's nothing you can do. But you did make it to the end, so here's your prize..."
slice
"...Fuck you."