



Joke Kards
Okay, last of the fake cards for today, I promise.




Okay, last of the fake cards for today, I promise.
Been having a lot of fun with u/VeryKraKen’s fantastic custom Kard maker!
Codetalkers: The Native American codetalkers, primarily but not solely Navajo, used coded Native American languages to confuse and trick the enemy to a great degree of success. Their codes were never broken. These methods are reason why they have been given Covert and an anti-Intel passive. Much-needed counter in this Jintel meta! Edit: I made an error here, I meant to give them 3 attack and 4 defense with 4 cost so they wouldn’t be too powerful.
Flintenweiber: “Flintenweiber” was the German battlefield word for female Soviet troops. It roughly translates to “Gun bitches.” While it is somewhat derogatory in nature, it seems quite badass to me and I couldn’t find a Russian term or designation to use, however, if this name is too problematic and there are others, please let me know. History: While female Soviet troops fought with distinction in all military roles, among the most decorated of them were snipers, such as Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Honoring this is a new “Sniper” combat keyword, which allows infantry to attack into both enemy front and support lines, regardless of its own position.
Harlem Hellfighters: The all-Black Harlem Hellfighters served with incredible distinction in World War I, gaining respect from both their German enemy and French allies. They were often the first American troops to reach the front and break through enemy lines, while also being incredible defenders, as exemplified by Henry Johnson, who single-handedly defended his trench against dozens of German troops with a bolo knife. This effectiveness in both offense and defense is honored by their combat keywords Shock and Guard, and their tendency to be the first ones to reach hell is reflected in their passive (borrowed from the German infantry card bearing the same). They continued to serve through World War II.
442nd: The 442nd Regiment, composed entirely of Nisei, or second-generation Japanese-Americans, is the most decorated unit in U.S. military history. They faced discrimination and were often intentionally sent into death traps, yet still performed incredibly well and contributed significantly to breaking the Gothic Line. As a result of their deadly assignments, they had an extremely high casualty rate. This association with being sent to the heaviest fighting first and having strength in numbers is the explanation for Blitz, Shock, and its passive.
Some of these may require historical ball knowledge.
Please be aware that I’m not sure if the Pervitin Trip image is AI or not. It’s from a website that’s selling it on a T-shirt. It was the only non-photo image of Koivunen that I could find.
Made using u/VeryKraKen‘s new custom card maker