u/WitheredOzymandias

Elon Musk and Benjamin Netanyahu have agreed to provide the sperm and egg donations for President Donald Trump to accomplish his promise to personally gestate and birth a new vice president, after JD Vance's tragic death from rabies last week.

Concerns have been raised that Musk's lizard person DNA (from his paternal grandfather, who immigrated to Earth two centuries ago) could result in the new vice president being born with medical issues.

Elon Musk and Benjamin Netanyahu have agreed to provide the sperm and egg donations for President Donald Trump to accomplish his promise to personally gestate and birth a new vice president, after JD Vance's tragic death from rabies last week.

Concerns have been raised that Musk's lizard person DNA (from his paternal grandfather, who immigrated to Earth two centuries ago) could result in the new vice president being born with medical issues. The world's top scientists, however, believe the lizard person DNA may provide immunity from the 2026 variant of rabies