He is just utterly enamored with her. He freaks out if she (75F) leaves. Spazzes out happy when she returns. And constantly licks her. She doesn't wear lotion or anything that would make him do this. I assume he is just taking care of her like a puppy or something? He doesn't do this to me (30*cough*F) ETA: yes his butthole looks like a heart.
Poor plant was obviously struggling in the heat. Plus being an outdoor grocery store plant, it was low on the maintenance schedule. I forgot to take a picture of the sad parent plant, but I'm going to try to do my best by it's offspring.
Wish us luck, dudes!
I did a reverse image search for Wizard's baby, Wizard Jr. I found what looked like a replica of it. But it was repeated on 4 different platforms for literally the same price. EBay, Poshmark, Mercari, etc. This has to be an AI scam, yeah?
He has had this thing for two years. He has blinded it by beating it around and shaking it on the hardwood floors. Has never chewed the plastic eyes out or chewed off it's Cupid's arrow. (It was a discount cupid corgi thing from three Valentine's days past). I have re-stuffed it multiple times. Washed it when it gets brittle with spit.
I hope this thing can be necro'd for years to come because I hate to see the day Wizard doesn't have Wizard Jr.
Picture two is him shaking the heck out of it as per usual.
Wizard is not happy about storms again. Luckily we don't have Big Thunder so he is just hiding with a stuffy. Stress diarrhea likely eminent though, so this cute booty might not be so cute. But I love these little whorls that make his butt look like an elephant ❤️
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Bonus picture of his butt looking like a weird elephant.
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Pretty much had to melt him out of the bed at 6 a.m.
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Someone forgot to tell him that he's ferocious or something.
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Get up, poom pooms! Ya snoring loaf.
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