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The button will disappear once you let go of it so you only have one opportunity to make your money.

For every second that passes while you’re holding down the button, $3,000 will be deposited into your account.

During this time, any person on Earth who is bitten or stung by any insect that is the same size as or bigger than a mosquito will instantly be transported 150 million years ago to the late Jurassic Period. They will receive a hunting knife, a box of matches, an empty water bottle, and jungle clothes. If they are still alive after two weeks they will be brought back to the present.

How long are you going to press the button for?

Superman office job - You get all of Superman’s powers including super strength, flight, durability, etc. but in return you must hold a 9-5 typical office job for 40 hours a week. You can still make money with your powers but no matter what you must work your office job until you are at the average retirement age for your country.

$50 million - You get $50 million with no strings attached.

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If you accept the money, it will instantly and legally be transferred to your account no questions asked.

However, you will begin a slow transformation into a tree that will take 12 years to complete.

For the first few months, you won’t notice anything. Then, your skin will start to become harder (but still flexible enough to not restrict movement) as it gradually turns into bark.

After a few years, your hair will fall out and be replaced by leaves. At 6 years in, you will have to start drinking fertilizer as a supplement to your regular diet.

By year 10, you will look like an ent from Lord of the Rings. In the final two years, you will grow branches with more leaves from your arms, shoulders, and head.

In the 12th year, you must be in full sun or use grow lights for at least 5 hours a day because your digestive system will no longer exist.

Finally, at the end of the 12 years, you go out in nature and dig a hole, stand in it, and bury your feet. Your mind gradually fades as roots sprout from your feet, completing the transformation.

Will you take this deal?

You get enough money each week to maintain a middle class lifestyle in your area. The money will increase over time to account for inflation.

However, 3 times a week a large parrot will appear and squawk for at least 5 minutes at a random time when you’re sleeping. You aren’t allowed to use white noise, ear muffs, etc. or do anything that would impede the parrot from waking you up. Violating this contract will mean you never get the money again.

Do you take this deal?

If you accept this ability, whenever your life is in danger (plane crash, robbery, dangerous animal attacks, etc.) you will teleport to a safe location before harm can come to you.

However, a random innocent person from your country will be immediately teleported to your previous spot where the danger is.

Do you accept this ability?

You can start the 6 hours whenever you are ready. Once the timer starts, you can’t pause it and you must walk or run the perimeter of any area of land that you wish to own.

However, you will own the land only if you return to your starting point by the end of the 6 hours. You don’t get to own the businesses/governments that occupy the land, but you will own the land, water, and buildings on it and can rent or sell the land to the original owners if you want.

Where do you start your journey and how much land will you try to take?

If you accept the $1 billion, every person who is pecked by any bird will instantly die. All species of bird gain this instant death ability and pass it on to their offspring.

Birds will not necessarily become more aggressive, but even accidental pecks from curious birds will cause death.

You get $10 million but you will physically age 20 years. As an example, if you are 20 you will now have the body of a 40 year old but your mind will be the same. There is no time travel involved.

LSD - At a random time in the next few months, you will be given a high dose of LSD without your knowledge. There is no way to avoid it and the trip will last at least 12 hours.

Pooped on by seagull - For the next three months, a seagull will randomly appear every day and poop on you from above. The seagull is magical so its poop will phase through clothing/shields and is guaranteed to hit your body.

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Element bender - You get to choose which Avatar element you become a bender of: earth, water, fire, or air. In addition, 15% of the world’s population are selected at random and each becomes a bender of a random element.

$20 million - You get $20 million dollars.

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$500,000 - You get $500,000 without having to do anything.

$100 million but dinosaur era - You time travel to the Cretaceous Period and must survive for two weeks to return to the present and get the 100 mil. You get 1 day’s worth of food and water, a hunting knife, rope, a lighter, and a revolver with 6 bullets.

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