Poor kitty just wants to get clean...
Video belongs to u/the-daily-banana on r/donotthecat, who got it from @fish32673 on TikTok!
(On a related note, how the hell did yesterday's catpost become my most popular Reddit post EVER within about 15 hours?! That's absolutely nuts, thank you guys so much!)
Bro was smothered by kisses...
Video belongs to u/Professional_Rip_910 on r/donotthecat!
Just give him pats already!
Video belongs to u/mangomussolinimi on r/donotthecat!
Silly car with teef!
Video belongs to u/Ok_Painter426 on r/donotthecat! (I discovered this subreddit yesterday and... well, you might be seeing a few more posts from there in the next few days.)
1: Most things that you post will get you banned (hence the subreddit name), whether it's an image, text, or some combination. When you are banned, your post will acquire a green tag with the text "banned", and you will no longer be able to post until your ban is over (see point 2).
2: Bans are not permanent (except for perma-bans via breaking Reddit's TOS) and last for anywhere between 3 days and 2 weeks.
3: Directly asking the mods to ban you will not get you banned; instead, your post will acquire a reddish colored tag with the text "not banned" and you will be able to keep posting as normal. The mods will most likely recommend a sister sub, r/YoBanMe, in the form of a pinned comment.
4: Posting an image/video/gif of a cat, dog, rabbit, or any other animal/thing that is generally considered to be cute will not get you banned; instead, your post will acquire a light blue tag with the text "boop" and you will be able to keep posting as normal (hence why I included a cat picture in this post).
5: Posting any sort of content in the form of "Day x of posting y [until z]" will result in a ban, even if it includes a cute animal or ban request (see points 3 & 4), because this sort of content is overly abundant on this subreddit and floods the home page. Any posts that you may see in this form that are not banned come from older series that began before this prohibition was established.
6: Any content involving Yuri or Yaoi is generally appraised in this subreddit, though it will still likely get you banned (unless posted exclusively on Friday and Monday, starting at 12:00 AM GMT and ending on 11:59:59 PM Pacific Coast Time).
7: Just have fun and enjoy the chaos!
Kitty wants luv 'n' affections!
Video belongs to @BabyCharlieAndBunny on YouTube.
Nurturing instinct vs urge to bite... who will win?
Video belongs to @dramecs on YouTube!
Mods when they see basically any animal:
Video belongs to @GulliverTheGatito on YouTube! (Disclaimer: the original audio was loud and obnoxious, so I covered it with free-license music: Chateau by Angus & Julia Stone)
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I stared into the void... and saw two confused braincells staring back.
Video belongs to @Luma-the-cat123 on YouTube!
Cheetah scritches!!
Video belongs to @ZeusZendaFriends on YouTube!
Does your little fluffball cuddle with you like this?
Video belongs to @HazelTheTabby on YouTube.
A cheetah is basically a giant cat, right?
Video belongs to @ lisakytosaho on YouTube!
So... I feel like I owe you guys an apology. I think my Reddit bugged out and didn't upload yesterday's post, even though I got the notification that it did. I genuinely have no idea what happened or why. So, to make up for it, I'm putting yesterday's post here and I'll add today's in the comments.
Again, my sincere apologies for the delay and the confusion.
... oh yeah, yesterday's post came from @DrNworbsKitsCats, and today's is from @beatshack, both of whom are on YouTube.
Bro forgot how to cat...
Video belongs to @TushiRIT on YouTube!
So many kitties!
Video belongs to @straypawsclip on YouTube.
(Also, yesterday's post should have been day 140, not 150. Don't know how I missed that until now, lol)
Tiny void cat dozing off...
Video belongs to @shortyandkodi on YouTube!
Such a talented kitty! 🐱
Video belongs to @ianbradshaw1 on YouTube.
These two... just loafing around...
Video belongs to @quagmiretoiletgaming on YouTube!
Video belongs to @shortyandkodi on YouTube!