40 Days Left. . . SALAH ABOUT TO ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR HIS WIFEY!! 🤣
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 6 hours ago
▲ 164 r/Chantapolis
She's traveled more than ALL of you Skinny B*tches.. Don't tell her she can't eat that donut! She's 42 and will get healthy when she wants to!!!
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 4 days ago
▲ 284 r/Chantapolis
"Don't worry goys, in 6 weeks I'm going to be in TIP TOP SHAPE for Syria!!"
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 8 days ago
▲ 114 r/Chantapolis
Yes, Chantal, it's going to be slightly awkward when you call your "husband's" entire family inbred dogs. But it is what it is yanno?
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 9 days ago
▲ 149 r/Chantapolis
Scooty might survive past Chantal at this point. . .
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 17 days ago
▲ 56 r/bossmanjack
From the passenger seat I looked up, and saw a sign from my Lord and Savior, Bossman Christ. Amen. 🙏
u/ZestycloseDot413 — 1 month ago