u/_ElCondorPasa_

No se diga mas!

I've finally managed to become me again after using my secret technique, wich means now it's time to celebrate!

But do not tell Lilac, please. I am pretty sure she will recriminate me a wedding or something...

Enough said though, traigan las chelas!

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 4 days ago

Still like this....

I feel like I should talk to Ryo to revert this but...THAT WOULD BE ADMITTING DEFEAT, AND THERE IS NO WAY EL CONDOR PASA WOULD LOSE!

So I will endure this as much as I need too. Because I am the best that there ever was.

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u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 11 days ago

Lucky me....

Hmpft, being again transformed into her is quite the problem. But at least I do not have a Sunday trying to hit on me like the last time, I kinda miss her though to be honest.

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I haven't seen her around for quiet a while. Maybe she took some days off?

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 18 days ago

Just a normal day

Aaaaaah, what a great nap! A well deserved rest after replacing Ryo's water with lemon juice.

Now to just get out of bed and then onto trying to get Lilac to stop working for a chance. I've got this!

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 18 days ago

Damn....

After hiding from Grass all day and living off Coronas I can officially say I beat her at her own game.

But man, me siento de la mandarina. No quiero tener resaca mañana...

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 22 days ago

Who could have guessed!

It seems like Grass can't keep her composture when I am winning! But still, I didn't know you could curse so much in a single minute.

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 23 days ago

Hmm..

Those things that Lilac usually wears with her ear covers, are they some sort of protection or something like that?

If so, for what exactly? Or maybe they are just soothing for her...

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u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 24 days ago

This is unfair!

Not only Lilac didn't let me go drinking with Haru, now she hid all of my drinks!

I am not a child! I can drink under table about anyone! Responsibly of course.

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 25 days ago

Finally, it's time

So Lilac, I know that probably you seen this from a mile away but that won't stop me at all. I will act like this is the very first time.

Do me a very big favour and please open the box, okay? I swear you aren't going to regret it. Also, don't mind me being without my mask since....this is a very special ocassion.

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago

H-huh?! Is that for real?!

What do you mean that I can't wear my mask to my own wedding?! How come is rude for the guests?! It is my own damn wedding at the end of the day!

I can't believe this. But if this is what is expected of me, I guess I will have to comply.

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago

Hear me out....

What kind of black magic did they have going on for Lilac to look identical to her mother?!

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago

Yeah, we are doing a beach episode again!

I thought of going to the beach with Lilac to keep her from working for some time. I even booked us a hotel near the beach and bought some new swimwear for the ocassion! But...It seems like I overbooked.

So feel free to join in! Don't ask about my lack of mask though. I...Forgot to pack a replacement and I happen to lose my only spare...

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago

She really did say it....

I mean, me? A mother? Yeah, what if. Just imagine it.

Ay dios mio, I don't have the material for that. I barely know how a child functions! What do you even do when they cry? Do you just shake them until they stop and stuff?!

I think I will say no for now...

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u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago

Check this out!

It stills fits and everything! It even makes me look dignified and like a member of the upper echelon of society. Whatever that means

u/_ElCondorPasa_ — 1 month ago