u/_GiantCrabMonster_

I absolutely despise “luxury” vinyl flooring

I absolutely despise “luxury” vinyl flooring

Going on a rant. Why is this crap in every new home and apartment?

  1. More of a knock on people’s taste than the product itself - everyone chooses a cold super-fake grey. It absolutely sucks the life out of a home.

  2. It’s called “luxury” vinyl plank. It’s PVC plastic. How can anyone consider that luxurious?

  3. There are a limited number of prints in each box of planks. A lot of installers don’t bother to shuffle them so you get a weird repeating pattern. Even if you do shuffle, it’s often still noticeable.

  4. The planks have grooves in them. Real hardwood is almost completely smooth. Imagine all the dirt and germs getting trapped in those planks.

  5. I’ve heard people say they need LVP because they “have kids.” I grew up in a house with hardwood floors and my mom just taught me to clean up any spills quickly and it was fine??? Do you let your kids dump a gallon of Kool-Aid on the floor and just leave it sitting there?

  6. It lasts 10-25 years. Real hardwood floors can be refinished and last over a century. People complain about the environmental impact of plastic/microplastics and then go out and buy essentially disposable flooring that off-gasses.

  7. “Some of these LVP products are so good, you can’t tell the difference between them and real hardwood!” Honey, you ain’t fooling anyone.

The only scenario I think LVP is acceptable is if you use it in a basement prone to moisture/flooding and you choose a warm color with a decent number of prints.

Now, I’m thinking of the scene in Blade Runner 2049 where K goes to a pawn shop with a tiny wooden horse and the dealer tells him he’s rich since he has real wood.

u/_GiantCrabMonster_ — 5 hours ago

When I was in HS, my crazy ass conservative neighbor was pro-choice because he thought the Democrats would abort themselves into extinction

Not sure why I’ve been thinking about this lately.

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u/_GiantCrabMonster_ — 23 days ago

Anyone notice how all the online technocrats/libs have gotten real quiet about ranked choice voting since the Maine primary?

A lot of my college friends watched the CGP Grey video on “first-past-the-post” system back in the day and were convinced it was the root of all evil.

A lot of advocates seemed to have magical thinking that just adopting RCV would solve the toxic US political environment.

EDIT: it just seems these people thought that RCV would lead to a thousand year reign for Pete Buttigieg and equivalent lmao

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u/_GiantCrabMonster_ — 24 days ago

I stayed at a hotel with bed bugs 3 years ago and I still haven’t mentally recovered

Was covered in welts that furiously itched and nothing would help.

On vacation now and even though no signs the fear is still in the back of my mind.

Didn’t bring them back thank god. Ran all my clothes through the dryer and the hottest wash cycle. Dumped a bag of diatomaceous earth over my luggage and left it in the trunk of my hot car all summer.

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u/_GiantCrabMonster_ — 25 days ago